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30 / M / Straight / Single

Chinatown, District of Columbia

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Update: 05/01/2013: Fell off the fitness wagon for awhile after 80+ hour weeks at work, death in the family, switching jobs, cross-country business trips, and foot surgery. The foot will be good again soon and I look forward to rapidly regaining the progress I erased.. (Sorry! Beer is delicious, and after 16 hour days you sometimes need one.. or three. Or five!)

The best night I've had in recent memory was basically me, a handful of friends, a copy of Cards Against Humanity, and a few growlers of 3 Stars all thrown together in my tiny little apartment.

I'm pretty certain the next great night I'll have will involve a handful of friends (including one recently back from Libya, inshallah), copious amounts of whiskey, and a copy of Cards Against Humanity. This may or may not overlap with the next instance of Fried Chicken and Movie Night, in which we invade my building's screening room as my chef friend tries out his new recipes and we finally fix things like me never having seen (insert popular '80s film here)

Until a few months ago, I was working way, way too many hours trying to sell a start-up, and letting it consume me. But thankfully, just before I hit 30, that wrapped up, and I've been shifting gears to a more relaxed lifestyle, and getting back to a lot of things I miss. I've been reading more, biking more, spending more time with friends, and even doing fun things like helping throw a fundraiser for prostitutes (it's only kind of what it sounds like). My dad actually attended said fundraiser, and actually did get solicited by a transvestite, which I witnessed, and was pretty amused by. Hell, I even went to NYC on a whim a few months ago, and finally got to experience Central Park and MOMA (and Jean Georges!) for the first time.

I'm also fairly obsessed with Archer, The Settlers of Catan and other Euro-style boardgames, and believing that against all odds I'm not the Andre of my fantasy football league. Oh, and I nearly forgot - I've been using my new found free time to get back in shape, and am actually being somewhat fanatical about it. I recently suggested other plans when a woman here suggested we go to The Passenger. That should have been a total boxer-dropper, but I really, really want to get back to where I was a few years ago (aka in the best shape of my life). I put on 40 lbs in the last few years, but have so far lost 23 since late July 2012. 18 more to go! (edit: ok, see above, some regression)
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make 'fetch' happen

Until December of 2009, I worked in a building with no windows, and no women for almost six years. It was kind of like prison, except without the thrill of a daily cavity search. Nowadays I have a slightly more normal job. I work with all men still, but in an office with windows. This is all a long way of saying I'm in the computer industry...

Did I say "thrill"? I meant "fear"

I took a new job in April of 2013. Back to no windows again..
I’m really good at
Linux
Trivia

Definitely not karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
Call it strange, but I've consistently been told (without solicitation) over the years that I have a very charming scent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, most things Heinlein. Lately I've been reading The Count of Monte Cristo and some other classics, non-fiction about the Russian mafia and the influence of TV on political and intellectual discourse, but use the game of Game of Thrones and Sookie Stackhouse books when I need a break.

Magazines: evo, The Economist.

Movies: The Professional will probably always be my favorite. But I like The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Almost Famous, Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Casino Royale, Die Hard, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and many others. I still have yet to see The Room at E St..

TV: Archer. I also wonder what will happen with Californication, have a minor crush on Penny on Happy Endings, and definitely love Top Gear.

Music: The Rolling Stones and Rodrigo and Gabriela rank at the top of my 'most played' lists. Update Sometime in January 2013, I started catching up with the last few seasons of Gossip Girl, and got inspired to basically go off my beaten path when it comes to music. My music collection need{s,ed} a shot in the arm, so I've picked up a few things lately I specifically never would have done before, including Florence + The Machine, B.o.B, Lana Del Ray, and Santigold.

Food: The fried, bacon-wrapped dates at Jaleo. Also: pineapple. I love anything and everything pineapple. Lastly: chicken biryani, fried bananas, mashed potatoes, cheeses. I'm fortunate enough to live on the same block as two Indian restaurants, including Rasika.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, the Internet, my favorite pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people litter. Why people do bad things, in general.

How I really miss having a Bernese Mountain dog.

Why I'm the only one of my friends left with even a smidge of spontaneity!
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I'm doing every night, Pinky: trying to take over the world.

(Also: The Passenger / The Irish Channel / Shelly's Backroom / Cantina Marina, with friends, or going to bed early for driving events the next morning)

Update: okay, that's kind of a lie now that I'm trying to get back in shape. Lately it's been 'watching some Breaking Bad and going to bed by 10pm to wake up early for some laps around Hains Point'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be the mayor of the Verizon Center Chipotle on foursquare.

I once got driven halfway across Istanbul at 3am to buy a $600 pack of gum. The evening that resulted in me needing titanium and some screws in my right arm I am a little happier to discuss, actually.

Also, I really love the taste of Red Bull. I wish they made a caffeine-free version so I could drink more of it. I'm told this is disgusting, and most people think it tastes like robot sweat.

I love Phil Collins. After all, I've got two ears and and a heart..
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are the change you want to see in the world. This is how I try to live my life, and I'd love to meet someone who picks up a piece of trash on the Metro over someone who simply tweets about how gross Metro is.

You're the State Department. I can hook you up with loads of Arabic speakers.

You're accepting of the fact that I lack a religious affiliation, and plan to keep it that way.

You plan to stick around DC for a bit - kind of anticlimactic to meet women who started plotting their escape on day one (or before!)

It's actually okay to write me if you're showing bountiful cleavage in all of your photos, but only if you don't claim the first thing people notice about you is your eyes.