Lover

Snowboarding with my dog Max! No, I wish that was my answer.

I drink a lot of tea, send a lot of texts, and joke frequently. I do a few loftier things as well. I'll tell you about those after you message me.

-Cutting out the fat in situations. Making the people I love realize how great they are, so they can surpass obstacles and succeed in life.
-Getting her done.
-Filtering different kinds of ideas through a metaphorical prism of allegory.
-Sex (sometimes)

Books, I tend to enjoy mostly non fiction. Some in the psychology realm. Mostly web stuff. I don't watch ton of movies and almost zero tv. I love Saturday Night Live, and I like most food if it's relatively natural. Went to a restaurant called Talde a few weeks ago in Park slope which was good. Yeah.

Music:
Chairlift
The Changes
French Kicks
Sea and Cake
Violens
Underworld
Spoon
Air
CSS
Digitalism
(Lots and lots more. I make bomb spotify mixes too btw).

I know someone who works at MTV and likes my spotify mixes so much they play them in the office cause they're pretty good.

-Caffeine/Tea (Drink some with me!)
-The internet (We'll cleverly hide porn/spotify in here, I do more spotify than porn thankfully)
-My friends, and time to see them
-New York (Always being the small fish in the big pond, People watching, The stores, The vibe)
-Good food (Gluten free bakeries, Amazing Chinese Food, Whole foods chip isle which has every kind of potato chip possible)
-Humor (Falling down stairs, Slipping on banana peel, Anvil on head etc)

If I have those things, I am very very happy.

The human experience

Chilling usually. I don't party a lot currently. I always have fun.

The 2004 September issue of Womens day magazine said about my penis, "It was a riveting ride which takes you on a long hard deep fulfilling journey, satisfying and permeating carnal needs beyond what you knew you yourself were capable of experiencing". I thought that was kind of excessive, but whatever. It's cool.

- You're free on either tuesdays and or thursdays.
-You appreciate men who are willing to meet with you and display attraction verbally or non-verbally, subtle or overt as it may be once we meet up.