Stripper with a heart of gold.

By "Stripper" I mean "Hard-working, independent girl who is good with her hands."

By "a heart of gold" I mean "an unbelievably unpleasant work schedule."

Wait. I'm not sure I improved or changed the meaning of that sentence all that much.

I work two jobs so that I can be debt-free in less than 2 years so that I can take better vacations and buy myself cool stuff.

-taking things apart, fixing them, and putting them back together, like justifications (mostly myown), attitudes, electronics equipment, etc.
-knitting.
-baking.
-saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

is how my masculine personality is completely hidden by my pretty face.

-I prefer mystery/suspense books, but I'm pretty open-minded. I read for entertainment. Don't judge me. Quite a few of my friends are the "technical manuals only" types. They judge me all of the time. I occasionally read biographies, but it isn't a regular thing.
-I love movies! Even the ones where the actors and actresses keep their clothes on! It's hard to come up with only one favorite movie. I usually tell people that my favorite movie is Clue. Some of my other favorites are Four Rooms, Paris je t'aime, The Dirty Dozen, Ever After, Push, and Muriel's Wedding.
**UPDATE** I just watched Apocalypse Now for the first time ever. It has replaced The Dirty Dozen as my favorite war movie.
-I shut off my cable about 5 years ago. I watch all my tv through netflix these days. I have watched Arrested Development twice through. Other shows that I have watched multiple times are: The IT crowd, Dead Like Me, Battlestar Galactica (the new one, although I am working my way through the original), Luther, The Guild. There are more shows I like, but I wouldn't necessarily watch them again and again. I usually stop watching a show when the female lead gets pregnant. It pisses me off.
-I like lots of different types of music, even country. I have a soft place in my heart for jazz (Miles Davis, Wynton Marsalis, John Coltrane, etc), and I don't care much for reggae. Lately, I have really been getting into Ray LaMontagne, Mumford&Sons, and The Avett Brothers.
-Middle Eastern food is my favorite. German and Russian are up there as well. Thai and Japanese are only slightly further down on the list. So far, I think the only food I don't really care for is French, but exceptions have been made.

I try to be open to new things. I like having options.

1. water (I am always thirsty)
2. books (I always carry one because I get bored easily)
3. sleep (with a rotating schedule, I don't get enough)
4. breakfast (I've woken up hungry since birth)
5. yarn and needles (I get fidgety)
6. ice cream (no explanation needed)

How did I end up in bed next to that dead hooker?

Why do all of the lights turn red when I am running late?

For my next vehicle, do I want a truck, a sports car, or a minivan? I want the minivan for the room. I like being the driver in a carpool or on a roadtrip. I also ask myself if I would want another manual transmission or if I am finally ready to settle down with an automatic.

Are the windshield wipers on my car the wrong size?

What can I write that won't sound hostile, but will still weed out people that haven't taken note of my atheism and childfree status?

Does my manager hear my logic and reason when he is staring at my chest or is he too focused on "booooooobs"?

Sniffing cocaine off a high class hooker's ass.

Working one job or another. If I actually have the night off, I am getting together with friends and heading to the strip club with a wad of moist ones.

After I've had my fill of free cheeseburgers at Cheetahs, I like to go to the zoo, the Wild Animal Park, Balboa Park, the movies, Clare de Lune's coffee shop in North Park, yarn shops around the county, different events and activities going on around town, etc.

I still like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
I am slightly gullible.
I have a boyfriend. (He knows I am on here looking for new friends.)
I am an atheist.
I am childfree.

-You are tired of being ignored. I try to answer all messages.
-You are bored.
-You have no interest in getting to know me, but you have nothing better to do.