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27 Newark, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 24
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi All,

I'm a kinky, poly, business lady. I help run an art collective; I'm a published comic book creator.

Simply put- I love freely, steadfastly but rarely. My love is like a broad sword not a knife. Once it's off the ground it will knock you out.

I'd like to say that I'm award-winningly charismatic, but wouldn't we all. I'm pretty awesome and clearly modest.

My biggest role models growing up were Morticia Adams and Elvira. You'll understand the moment you meet me.

This is a no drama zone.

I enjoy my whiskey neat and my beer cold. My smile is bright; my smirk is sharp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a not for profit community service group, mentor young adults, train for tough mudder and study arthropology in my free time. Some obligatory thing about applying to grad school should be in here... My life is full of wonderful people and I'm honored to be explicitly committed to two (and a halfish) wonderful individuals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All of the above. I tirelessly pursue my passions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As I'm not other people and my friends are sarcastic assholes, I'm going to go with my wild hair. It's a mane of dreams and magic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books are too specific, lets hit some artists and authors that I care about instead: Joseph Conrad, Jim Lee, Edward Gorey, Jhonen Vasquez, Ito Ogure, Frank Miller, Aubrey Beardsley and Roald Dahl are all worth a look/read.

I can talk about television... Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Archer and my love of Gordon Ramsey, Arrested Development, historical fictions like Downton Abbey and North& South... or I could just admit that I'm a fan of comic book movies and get over myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, let's see. 1) Finishing profiles is clearly one of them since I'm answering this question against my better judgement. 2-5) The essentials: food, water, shelter, sarcasm 6) The family that I've created with my friends. These crazy people keep me strong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So many projects and the little time in which I have to compete them all.

Google Calendar
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
FIGHTING CRIME! I mean... definitely not fighting crime... nothing to see here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will never be straight or gay. I will always have partners regardless of gender and of many genders. Like Julius Caesar I'm going to rule this bitch regardless of who I sleep with, how, or why.
You should message me if
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You're (non-hierarchical) poly and kinky (my flavor profile is pretty broad).

You're enthusiastic about life and looking to enjoy it.

You're unashamed of yourself and your passions.

Not gonna lie. You get STD/STI/STV tested REGULARLY. You understand transmission and transmission rates. You use protection ALL THE TIMES. You believe in the use of abortion and birth control.

I think that about sums it up.