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See_bob_run

23 Salisbury, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Construction
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a guy. My name is Eric. I go to SU. I like track and field and volleyball!! If you know me in real life and are reading this please don't tell anyone it exists because it is embarrassing. Or do if you want to, I like being embarrassed from time to time. I enjoy making new friends. I have awful reaction times. I like telling stories and running around and eating food. I'm immature and sarcastic. I have pet chickens. My personality tends to vary from day to day. I like cracking jokes and doing chin ups. I have a variety of interests and it doesn't take much to make me happy.

I think written profiles are ineffective because compatibility is based on personality rather than hobbies or interests and I sure as hell doubt I'm getting my personality across in this thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm getting a bio degree at the moment. By summertime I am a certified septic inspector and it's not as gross as it sounds, and pays better than you'd think. I figure if I can't get a job directly out of school I can bum around doing shit work until I find a job I actually like.

I live on a farm and raise chickens. I have 9 beautiful hens and 2 handsome cocks. I love them all, but some more than others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Folding my ears. Hit me up if you can too and want to talk about it.

Running.

I like telling stories and can usually make up a pretty good fantasy off the cuff with character development and fancy adjectives. And I like telling stories about my life, but I figure we all do because we are all narcissistic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a cross between Jesus and a caveman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lots of stuff. Ive got a lot of interests.
Bill and teds excellent adventure. Dave Chapelle Sushi The Dark knight Grind Fried eggs Barenaked Ladies family guy Chuck Norris Invasion USA Chuck Berry chilli house of the scorpion Safety Dance Dylan Futurama Teeth Busta Rhymes Squid Girl Anything with Keanu Reeves Outkast Clam Chowder Grits Shrimp and grits Deviled eggs Con Air Out Cold Pantera 20,000 Leagues under the Sea Devo Mayonnaise Kanye West Shapes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical needs
A sense of security
Feeling loved
Esteem
Self-actualization
Something else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. There's a whole universe of things to think about. I like to keep an open mind. However every seven seconds i get sidetracked and think about sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep. I do a lot of things on Friday's but that's the only constant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do I prefer a certain race over others? Yes.

I probably like the the 800m or 3k steeplechase the best.
The 5k is tough but I can dig it.
However I really hate the 1k and the mile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like ear folding, steeplechase, chickens, or me.

If you can't handle my immaturity then you aren't mature enough for me.