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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 10
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a guy. My name is Eric. I go to SU. I like track & field, kisses, and volleyball!! I enjoy making new friends and making them smile. I have awful reaction times. I like telling stories and running around and eating food. I'm immature and sarcastic. I have pet chickens. My personality tends to vary from day to day. I like cracking jokes and doing chin ups. I have a variety of interests and it doesn't take much to make me happy.

I think written profiles arn't that effective because compatibility is based on personality rather than hobbies or interests and I sure as hell doubt I'm getting my personality across in this thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm getting a bio degree at the moment. By summertime I am a certified septic inspector and it's not as gross as it sounds, and pays better than you'd think. I figure if I can't get a job directly out of school I can bum around doing shit work until I find a job I actually like.

I live on a farm and raise chickens. I have 8 beautiful hens and 2 handsome cocks. I love them all, but some more than others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Folding my ears. Hit me up if you can too and want to talk about it.

Running. But I'm not that wild about it and I just do it because I'm good at it.

I like telling stories and can usually make up a pretty good fantasy off the cuff with character development and fancy adjectives. And I like telling stories about my life, but I figure we all do because we are all narcissistic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a cross between Jesus and a caveman.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lots of stuff. Ive got a lot of interests.
Bill and teds excellent adventure. Dave Chapelle Sushi The Dark knight Grind Fried eggs Barenaked Ladies family guy Chuck Norris Invasion USA Chuck Berry Space Dandy chilli house of the scorpion Safety Dance Dylan Futurama Teeth Busta Rhymes Squid Girl Anything with Keanu Reeves Outkast Clam Chowder Grits Shrimp and grits Deviled eggs Con Air Out Cold Pantera 20,000 Leagues under the Sea Devo Mayonnaise Kanye West Resident Evil Shapes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical needs
A sense of security
Feeling loved
Something else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. There's a whole universe of things to think about. I like to keep an open mind. However every seven seconds i get sidetracked and think about sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep. I do a lot of things on Friday's but that's the only constant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe Skyrm belongs to the Nords.
You should message me if
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You like ear folding, steeplechase, chickens, or me.

Or if you don't like me and want to tell me why. I'm always open to constructive criticism.

If you can't handle my immaturity then you aren't mature enough for me.