If you easily get jealous, stop reading now! The nature of my life
and career means that I'm often surrounded by some of the most
extraordinary women (and men) you'll ever meet. But if you are an
extraordinary person who likes meeting other extraordinary people,
then you may be in for some amazing experiences by hanging around
I'm looking for people willing to cause lots of trouble with me.
I'm a sucker for creativity and talent! If you draw, sing, play an
instrument, paint, write, act or perform comedy, or look good in a
Wonder Woman outfit, you won't have any difficulty having your way
I'd like to meet people who are not offended at the drop of a hat
and never take themselves too seriously. Sense of humor is a must!
You don't have to laugh at all my jokes, just as long as you
appreciate the mere fact that I was trying to get a giggle out of
you. If you can make me laugh, then I'll like you... a lot!
Be very open minded. I've done (and continue to do) a lot of things
in my life that would make the Pope throw up his arms and say
"Forget this crap, I give up!". Honesty is a must... I try to be an
honest an upfront person, I expect the same from those I choose to
spend my time with. No secret is worth keeping from someone you
respect... Unless it's my Mom. There's a whole world of things I'm
never telling her about.
You might not want to contact me if your profile says something
like, "Looking for true love", "Searching for Mr. Right" or "Trying
to find my soul mate". Let me be clear... I'm not opposed to the
ideas of "True Love" or "Soul Mates". Quite the opposite. While I
really hope I might one day meet the person who makes me feel that
way, I'm VERY opposed to the idea of actively "searching" for that
person. I believe that something as especially important as
unconditional love will evolve naturally, or appear when you least
expect it. But until it does, if you rule out every person who you
think isn't "The One", you will undoubtedly be missing out on some
of the most unexpected, enlightening, interesting, joyful,
stimulating, sensual and wonderful people & experiences of your
life... But if you stop focusing your particular shopping list for
a specific mate and actually take the time to smell the roses,
eventually, when you least expect it, you'll likely find "The One"
that you weren't even looking for... At least that's what I
believe... but what the hell do I know? I'm the idiot who once got
a Viagra stuck up his nose.
You also need to be ok with the fact that I am in a loving
relationship with my slave... Oh, and that I have a slave (maybe I
should have mentioned that part first).
While I understand that some of the preceding paragraphs may be
deal breakers for the average OKCupid user, it's been my experience
that those of who you who are interested enough to bother reading
my entire profile, are usually far
from average. If I'm
describing you, then contact me. What's the worst that could
Also, if you go to Burning Man
, I'm probably already