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25 Orange, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:19am
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Whiskey drinker. Bartender. Food lover.
My job is working as a session guitarist and giving little kids high fives.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for Disney at the new Carthay Circle Restaurant as a bartender and drink server. It's some of the most fun I've ever had working in my life.
I’m really good at
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Reaching things, touching stuff that's high up on shelves, etc
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music Things!!

Albert King
Foo Fighters
Eric Clapton
Joe Bonamassa
BB King
Tedeschi Trucks Band
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Drinking all the things. Eating all the things!
Sometimes all three!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This one time, I was walking on the beach and I saw a jellyfish on the sand. As I approached, I noticed that his tentacles had been scraped off by the ebb and flow of the tide against the sand and I thought to myself, 'What do you want from me, jellyfish friend?' He said nothing aloud, but I knew in that moment that if he had had a brain or a mouth or a heart or vocal chords or the capacity for communication at all, he would have said, 'Kill me, CJ. I want you to kill me. Kill me now.' A single tear rolled down my cheek as i said to him,'but I love you. Please don't make me do this,' and even though he said nothing aloud I know he would have responded, 'I know you love me, and that's why you will do this.' So, without giving it another moments thought, i stepped on him, grinding his existence into the sand beneath my feet. I walked away and did not think about this incident for many months. Years later, I realized that it had not been a jellyfish that I had seen on the beach that day. It had been my uncle Carl.
You should message me if
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You actually read my ridiculous profile...
Or if you like tall people and want to go party in Disneyland!

Or if you are unafraid and want to fight me in real life...