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My details

Last online
Sep 28
Open relationship
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Welsh (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am rambunctious, curious, Welsh and can normally make people laugh.

I identify strongly with dogs. I think I have the same goofy sense of optimism. Yes, this is my stick. Yes, I love the stick. Give me the stick back.

Current top words include: dilletante, loquacious, clusterfuck, auburn, beggorah, calumny, boyo, juniper.

I'm seeing a fella at the moment, but I always like meeting new people of many kinds.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am working as an artist. As in I make a living wage off it, so presumably I'm doing something right. Of course, maybe people are just so puzzled by how wrong I'm doing it that they're prepared to keep tossing pennies at me to find out how long I'll keep going.

Either way, I do acting, improv, writing, drawing and composing. And, although it's a turbulent sort of lifestyle, especially in choppy recessiony waters, I am having an actual ball* doing it.

*NB I am not actually having an actual ball. The actual ball in question is actually a metaphorical actual ball, though if I were to have a real actual ball it would be like the one in Labyrinth with the falling bits of stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing piano (vamping), writing songs and stuff, drawing, acting (as long as it's basically playing myself with different accents).

I'm good at bringing the tone of intellectual conversations down to the level I feel comfortable with, but when I can be bothered to, I can have the intellectual discussion just fine. I can normally find it within myself to enjoy watching rugby when it's an international and Wales are playing. I mean it's a battle and they're wearing shorts: what's not to cheer about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair probably. People tend to want to touch it, which I am normally very gracious about. Also my eyes sometimes, as they can be freakishly blue.

A reviewer this last summer described me as having "Wes Anderson hedge perm and cartoon gaslamp eyes", which I thought made me sound like I was out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which I am all for.

It was a review of a play, by the way, not a whole article about things my hair looks like. That didn't happen.

At some point early on I will often for some reason show people my teeth, since they are frankly a triumph of NHS orthodontistry, as well as being something that I was compelled to spend six years with a pound of Victorian farming equipment in my mouth for.

My teeth are very clean and I have never had a filling, but I do not floss. I consider flossing, along with lip balm and compulsory tipping, to be a scam.

I have forgotten why I'm talking about teeth. I'm not obsessed with teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"The Unconsoled", "When We Were Orphans" (Kazuo Ishiguro)
"Ghostwritten", "Number9Dream" (David Mitchell)
"Fables" (Bill Willingham). Many other comics. David Sedaris.

First six that spring to mind...
"Comparison is Violence or the Ziggy Stardust Meets Tiny Tim Songbook" (Taylor Mac), "Eraritjaritjaka" (Heiner Goebbels),
"An Oak Tree" (Tim Crouch), "Jerusalem" (Jez Butterworth) - would love it more minus the kidz, "Legally Blonde" (yes),
"Mother Courage & Her Children" (the Fiona Shaw one).

Angel, Buffy, Firefly (yes, I put Angel first, wooo), Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Community, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Great British Bake Off. And Rupaul's Drag Race.

Which I am obsessed with at the moment:
Answer Me This, The Bugle, Risk! (which is my current favourite), This American Life, Radiolab, Comedy Bang Bang.

I like anything that's wholehearted and sort of honest. I love Philip Glass (epic and unabashed), Arcade Fire (sad, angry, witty, hungry), Verdi (sculptural and gaunt), Dolly Parton (totally dayglo), Wagner (evil but...), David Bowie (prophet), Steeleye Span (close harmony barrage), Labrinth (clever boy), Andre 3000 (clever as a demon), Antony Hegarty (gutwrenching), Prince (ridiculous sex sparrow from space), and so on and so on. Also non-shit musicals.

I would love someone to explain to me the appeal of Belle and Sebastian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Internets
2) Coffee - although I am not prissy about it; I enjoy freeze-dried own-brand shite just as much, because I pretend that I'm in 1984 (the book not the year) and it's Victory Coffee while I'm drinking it.
3) Doing acting and comedy and music and that.
4) Being self-effacing while being a massive narcissist.
5) Videogames.
6) A sort of underlying sense that at some point I will turn out to be a mutant and can do telekinesis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lyrics, and gags. But also fireballs, and parrots.

I am unable to look at a gantry, balcony, or factory without imagining two telekinetics having a fight on it, and what might happen in that fight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find my way home without a proper coat on.

Prior to that I will have been maybe doing a show, or at a pub, or round someone's house. I do not tend to like clubs that much unless they have a turn. I enjoy dancing like an idiot, though, while fully believing I look like an exceptional demon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dad doesn't believe Evelyn Glennie is deaf. That's not particularly private, and it's not really about me, but it tickles me.
You should message me if
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...there's no particular reason not to.