No moms Not a kid hater, but I want my OWN kids.
No unhealthy lifestyles. You don't have to be a gym-rat, but I prefer someone who is more active than sitting on a couch or sitting in bars.
No alcoholics or drug-users. This is includes pot-heads.This is really an extension of the previous rule. I have zero use for people who do things that damage their bodies.
No belligerence or disrespect. Major pet-peeve. I have a zero tolerance policy against those who are crass, judgmental and rude. Character is everything to me.
No dishonesty or disloyalty. If trust isn't possible neither will a relationship. I expect no less than you'd expect from me.
No materialism. I won't lie: I'm not rich by any stretch of the imagination and the chances of it even happening are slim. If you're in it, you're in for ME, not for what I have or don't have.
As far as piercings and tattoos, I don't really have a rule for it, but I prefer tattoos that are tasteful and meaningful. For piercings, I prefer ears, and maybe a nose-piercing but if you have more metal in your face an out-patient after cosmetic reconstruction, please keep moving.
Anything else, just ask me. I'm promise I'm the least threatening person you'll ever meet.