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30 / M / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am Stop, Drop, and Roll.

My Self-Summary

I'm a bookworm who can do a mean Running Man. This is the sentence that probably sums me up pretty well, but I wish it involved the words "suave, sexy or Clooney."

I love music and traveling and hate when I feel like I'm not learning anything new or experiencing something different and exciting.

I like to be around people that either make me laugh or make me think, and love being around people who make me do both.

I apparently only speak in declarative sentences. I like Oreos.

I think confidence is the best thing a person can bring to the table-- that way you can just jump into "being" instead of having to chop through all them durn layers.

I have bachelor degrees in religion, philosophy and psychology and a masters in writing. This makes me both realllly fun to talk to and realllllly unemployable. Awesome.

I don't have a Facebook account. I realize this makes me an internet loser.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a novelist who writes screenplays for extra cash. My last book was non-fiction and recently sold to Simon and Schuster- it's about a child soldier from the Congo-- it was a crazy, strange experience doing the interviews for it. I try to split my time between lots of different activities now, but used to be a professional musician. Once, I was a circus clown for a week. That was probably a mistake.

I’m really good at

Conversation and stupid stories.

The first things people usually notice about me

I think my energy is what people generally respond to. I'd like to say my scintillating charm or superb linguistic aptitude...but probably energy.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books
Author-wise, my guys are Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Denis Johnson, Don DeLillo, Christopher Moore, James Gleik, Neil Gaiman, Ben Mezrich, Jon Krakauer, Naomi Klein, and (yeah) Michael Moore.
Individual books I really enjoy are A Confederacy of Dunces, The Shock Doctrine, BlackBox, and The World is Flat

Movies
Footloose is awesome. I don't care what you say. Noises Off, The Dark Knight, Memento, Superbad, Borat, Ong Bak, Lord of the Rings (and TV-wise, I really love the British Office and Arrested Development)

Music
Really love old Maceo Parker and old Jamiroquai stuff- anything funk-based. Aphex Twin and Daft Punk, Jennifer Nettles, Journey, Guns N' Roses, and I'm going through a Chili Peppers resurgence. And early 90's rap. Yep.

The six things I could never do without

Travel
Music
Ricky Gervais

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stories, books and veggie burgers

On a typical Friday night I am

I like storytellers, debates,lectures, book readings, movies, slam poets, plays, and most alternative media venues in the age of mass-market consumerism. I try to make time in my schedule for these things.

I also really love to go dancing. Is that emasculating? In any case, there's not many things that give me as much visceral pleasure. Along those lines, I really love playing music, watching live music and listening to music. Metal Skool makes me happy. (but it's on Mondays)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I almost fell off a mountain once. And got to the final round of auditions for STOMP three times. Sigh.

You should message me if

You have interesting things to say and aren't totally unfunny.