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SeizureChavez

37 Alameda, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a career focused, financially stable, driven guy. I don't have an over abundance of free time but I'm willing to spend it with someone fun, interesting, and charming. I don't really have a lot of faith in this whole "relationship" thing and I keep my circle pretty small but there's room for one more. I like BDSM, classic horror movies, classic sci-fi movies, archaic technology, zombies, building things, leather, metal (both the music and the material), film, not believing in things, science, and philosophy. If none of those things interest you, we probably won't get along.

Here are some things I don't like:
Absurdly religious people. If you can't go a few hours without invoking some form of divine being or force, you're too religious for me.
Alex Jones type people. They're a lot like the absurdly religious.
Conspiracy nuts. Seriously, the CIA did not put a chip in your head. You're not that interesting.
Reality TV. I shouldn't have to explain this one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Boring answer: I have a well paying career that I'm passionate about and spend a lot of time trying to advance in.

Really boring answer: Looking for meaning. Happiness is childish. You can find it at the end of a needle or the bottom or a bottle. Happiness comes and goes but the things that are the most rewarding often require sacrifice and misery. Meaning lasts and makes life worth living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Misjudging people. Remembering plot details. Getting out of traffic tickets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything Lovecraft, Plato's Republic, Candide, The Nag Hamadi Library, religious texts of all kinds, A Princess of Mars, The Time Machine, and anything that can teach me something interesting.

Movies:
Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, Citizen Kane, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Podcasts:
Welcome to Night Vale, The Majority Report, Nerd Poker, Comedy Bang Bang, The Flop House, Serial, Uhh Yeah Dude

Music:
Misfits, Venom, Cradle of Filth, Mayhem, Deicide, Mercyful Fate, Iron Maiden, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral, Emperor, The Black Dahlia Murder, and many, many more...

Food:
I became addicted to curry when I lived in Japan. I'll pour curry sauce on anything now, even breakfast cereal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Mystery
Art
Ambition
Challenging enemies
Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death, sex, blood, torture, eternity, infinity, nothingness, the future, cheating death, history, perfection, the self, solipsism, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on one of my many projects.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not wearing any pants right now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want me to take a cursory glance at your profile and form an opinion of you based on what I see there. I'm just being honest. I'm not really interested in dating anyone right now, but I would like to meet people in my area with similar interests. Or, if you're a BDSM submissive. That will actually get you put at the top of my list so I probably should have started with that. Ideally, at the bare minimum, you should be not be turned off by the idea of being tied up and spending a quite evening in, watching the Daily Show.