Hi, I'm Keith and I hate standing in line.

I'm mostly an armchair philosopher by nature. I love to learn new things, eat delicious foods and get stabbed by the spy playing team fortress. I have a strong sense of honesty, and I live my life very openly.

ISTP, for what its worth, but I spill over to the other side in almost every category.

Working/Playing.. I compete in several zero sum games for my income, so it's fun, exciting and follows the old adage 'a fool and his money are soon parted.' Its a tough job, but its worth it. Some people can't handle the lifestyle but i'd never trade it for anything else.

I'm a college dropout, I really didn't like my field and felt like I could use some time just kicking it.. I'll go back to school when I know what I want to do.

Hmmmm, I'm really good at math, useless bits of trivia, video games, and cooking random meals from grilled cheese sandwiches to chicken marsala. I guess I'm knowledgeable, or at least seem that way; friends always ask for my advice or help with their life, relationships and electronics :P

I'm kind of shy right at first, but I open up pretty fast. After that, depending on the environment, I'm either fairly quiet and serious, or a total goofball, haha.

I'm more of a magazine and news kinda guy as opposed to books. Last book I read was The Brothers Karamazov.. that was pretty intense. I love reading the articles from Vice, in my opinion they've got a unique integrity that few journalists have these days.

I'm a fan of Dramas, Crime Thrillers, and Comedies. Action Movies, Chick Flicks and Horrors, not so much. I'm torn between The Big Lewbowski and The Goonies as my all time favorite movie.

When it comes to tv, i'll literally watch anything. I follow a lot of shows, never miss the new episode (workaholics) and i'm always on the look out for something new. Lately i've been watching the british comedy Peep Show, definitely bonus points if you've seen it. The Simpsons is my shit when it comes to cartoons.

I like to listen to anything. If you wanna simplify things, my youtube playlist is mostly dubstep/trap, hip hop and what i'd call hipster music(?) like indie folk or alt rock type stuff.

Pulled Pork is my kryptonite, LOVE IT, always looking for the best I can find. I'll eat anything aside from chili, stew, couscous or beets. EEEEEW BEEETS.

Good Friends
Good Food
Fresh Air
Good Weed
Awkward Family Reunions
An Internet Connection

People and their crazy brains. People never stop surprising me.

How to get rich quick. Everybody's got their own two bit scheme on getting rich. This tends to encompass stock market and other speculation, two bit schemes, legitimate business ideas etc.

Out: Shooting Pool, Chilling at a Local Bar, or at the Casino playing poker.

On rare occasion: 5 pin bowling: the sport of children and drunks

In: Watching whatever's on TV, and cruising the internet or gaming. All baked of course.

I've never been to Mexico.

You want some company! Friends, Lovers, all are welcome?
If you wanna come jam, chill, cool it or any other form of hanging out.