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23 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Aug 18
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Keith and I hate standing in line.

I love to learn new things, eat delicious foods and get stabbed by the spy playing team fortress. I have a strong sense of honesty, and I live my life very openly.

ISTP, for what its worth, but I spill over to the other side in almost every category.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. I do the kitchen grind 9-5, love the people I work with and it keeps me busy. I'm out of school until I can decide on what I'd really enjoy doing. I was in college but I ended up going into a program I didn't see myself working in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmmmm, I'm really good at math, useless bits of trivia, sweeping generalizations, and spelling.

I'm a jack of all trades, when I put effort into something I'm usually good at it.

My hobby since I was 18 has been poker. Its such an interesting and dynamic game that as soon as I understood what could be done, I had to be the best. I'm still on that journey, but I've learned to play some exceptional poker along the way. Look for me this weekend on TSN during the Ftp Montreal classic!
The first things people usually notice about me
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It must be that 'AWWW YOU'VE GOT A BAABYFAACE!' to quote someone who I recently met. I look young, you should be jelly cause I'm gonna live forever.

I'd have to admit that its that I'm a strange guy. I never really felt like I 'fit in' with my group of friends, so I ended up having a pretty diverse social circle, as well as unique personality to cater to hooldlums and future world leaders alike.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm more of a magazine and news kinda guy as opposed to books. Last book I read was The Brothers Karamazov.. that was pretty intense. I love reading the articles from Vice, in my opinion they've got a unique integrity that few journalists have these days.

I'm a fan of all kinds of movies. I'm torn between The Big Lewbowski and The Goonies as my all time favorite movie.

When it comes to TV, ill watch anything but soaps or the food network stuff, HBO is my main steez though.

I like to listen to anything. If you wanna simplify things, my youtube playlist is mostly dubstep/trap, hip hop and what i'd call hipster music(?) like indie folk or alt rock type stuff.

I've been known to have a soft spot for mangoes. Never fuck with my mangoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Friends
Good Food
Fresh Air
Good Weed
Awkward Family Reunions
An Internet Connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People and their crazy brains. People never stop surprising me.

What i'd like to become in life. I wanna 'make a difference' more than the way someone's food tastes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably gone drinkin, pool hall, bar, club, or casino. Unless I decided to take a power nap before I went out... Then i'm probably sleeping, because late night power naps never work out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been to Mexico.
You should message me if
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You want some company! Friends, Lovers, all are welcome?