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Seltzre

24 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm super fresh in Portland, show me around and give me suggestions where I can get coffee.

BULLET POINTS
- Spencer Breslin is my nemesis.
- Gender issues and feminist type things are cool to me. It would be rad if its cool with you.
- If seeing someone help strangers gets you wet, I'm probably your kind of guy.
- I live for music/movie/tv show suggestions.
- I once fought a 300 lbs. drunk guy on a deflating moon bounce for attacking my dad. I am dead serious.
- A cat cafe is my ideal employer/home/lifestyle choice.
What I’m doing with my life
Designing a video game, going to shows, drawing and sketching, adventuring, hiking/exploring, starting everything and finishing nothing.

Constantly fighting the internal struggle to grow out a beard even though it makes me look like a grizzly hitch hiker.

I also occasionally do some acting, check it out if you're into getting a look at our completely rehearsed first date.
I’m really good at
Thinking up games for kids when they're bored, poetically interpreting other peoples lives, eating salsa/curry/cake batter the second anyone takes out a camera.
The first things people usually notice about me
The completely normal number of teeth and fingers I have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Catcher in the Rye, Slaughter-House V, Fight Club, El Presidente, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Choke, and a lot of short stories. I appreciate short stories more than novels in general.

Movies:
Up, American Beauty, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pleasantville, The Shawshank Redemption, Garden State, Bridesmaids, Pans Labyrinth, Princess Mononoke, The Big Lebowski, Memento, A Very Long Engagement, District 9

Shows:
Six Feet Under, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Lost, Dexter, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Office, Firefly, FLCL, Arrested Development, Wilfred, Snuff Box

Music:
Against Me!, Beck, fun., Fleet Foxes, Girl Talk, Jimmy Eat World, Metronomy, Misfits, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, NoFX, Of Montreal, Passion Pit, Pomplamoose, Regina Spektor, Sleater-Kinney, tUnE-yArDs, Yelle. According to iTunes genius, my favorite genre is "Chamber Pop".
THIS SONG completely ignores my ears and travels straight through me.

Food:
Indian, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, and vegetarian anything.
The six things I could never do without
1. Coffee
2. People who express absurd government conspiracies
3. Cat Friendship
4. Moss
5. Ice cream cake(s)
6. Louie Anderson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New art pieces, introspective type stuff. What it's like to be anyone/anything that's not me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Board games, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

I like sneaking out of parties like so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was mistaken for a girl every other day for 3 years as a kid.

I can't stop saying the word rad :/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
- You like hanging out with cats and drinking chai tea.
- You're interested in talking to someone hilarious and charming who doesn't fall back on racist, sexist, or homophobic comments/jokes.
- If you think men of average physical prowess are a MAJOR turn-on.