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40 Charlestown, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a decent person looking for same. I honestly don't care (except in a wistful sense) how beautiful or brilliant you are if you're a jerk.

IMPORTANT: I'm not "A List", so QuickMatch-ing me is pointless since I can't see who my QuickMatches are. If you really like my profile, message me instead. Thank you. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to cope with anxiety, depression, PTSD and other things while still being a good friend and working on treatment.

Scaring away/deterring/reveling-in-the-perfection-of-the-comeback-against all the snobs with this quote:

"People who boast about their IQ are losers." - Stephen Hawking

Looking for a woman (looking like the singer wouldn't hurt) that can sing this about me and mean it:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing and Interpreting.
All things anal. (HEY NOW!)
Seven Breaths.
Listening, as opposed to not talking.
Using quotes out of context for humorous purposes.
Loving X. MUCH better than 'Cats'. I'm going to praise it again and again!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My horrible fashion sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests. for all except the 5th.

Also, part of the 4th is answered here:

On an unrelated note, I'm also a sucker for true love.
Example: If you think two people who have had sex a few times have a "love" more true than Inigo had for his father, you're a moron, IMPO.

Food: Anything that tastes like meat without being meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honor, Loyalty, Honesty, Valor, Love, Freedom.

Cuddling is right up there too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why life isn't too short to type "life's too short..."

Where the "more/less sarcastic" bar is.

Why, whenever anyone argues vociferously for either major political party, I feel like a silent donkey on an active farm.

The beautiful doubleplusgood effect of saying/thinking "Oh my GOD", as an atheist, when confronted with a crusading antitheist. Speaking of which, here's a handy guide:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely, tolerably occupied, or really into a movie I'm about to review (very rare).

And of course, wanting this:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Self-Preservation is the opiate of the masses.

Actually that was just a shameless quote, but I have to admit that my Dharma ran over your Karma. Sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a woman who's looking for friendship first, cuddling/friendly affection second, and sexual stuff/sex a distant third, if we get there at all. I don't have sex with someone unless I believe there is real LTR potential. And that takes a while to know for sure.


- Female
- Single
- Experience dealing with anxiety/depression and/or PTSD, OR (just as good) willingness to try doing so.
- Nurturing
- Comforting
- Cuddler
- Willing to spend many days and/or nights watching MST3K, Monty Python, and/or great/horrible movies together.
- Can deal with me having no: car or job
- Honest but tactful...but if only one works, honest.
- Actually thinks I'm somewhat amusing/interesting.
- Not physically repulsed by me.
- Prone to random acts of cuteness, cuddlyness, and silliness.

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