Here's the scoop - I'm a decent looking guy, gainfully employed with good hair, not fat, impeccable hygiene and a good heart. I'm Curb Your Enthusiasm meets Arrested Development meets No Reservations....and I don't watch any of those shows. Unless you do, in which case, I watch them religiously (jk).
I am also a dad and have an amazing 12 year old son that I love to spend time with. Sometimes hotdogs and s'mores are more fulfilling than chateaubriand.