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SenatorNolan

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My gay roommate decided to edit my profile because I'm a troglodyte. (I'm pretty sure he made it worse.)
I fix computers. I have a beard. You'd have to see me naked to see all my tattoos. I care too much about the Trailblazers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the Portland dream. Does anyone know what they are doing with their life? What are YOU doing with YOUR life?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring my responsibilities and partying.
Saying the wrong thing at the right time.
Building blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resting bitch face. (I don't know what to call it on dudes, so that'll work.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love reading, but as of late I'm so involved with tech manuals that it's really taking the oomph from written word. Sucks.

Movies: I like any movie that doesn't include Jennifer Aniston. Besides Office Space, of course.

TV: I like gritty serial dramas and comedy shows that don't have laugh tracks. And Star Trek.

Music: Tom Waits, Jeff Buckley, The Weakerthans, Lucero, and random Punk Rock.
This is my theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YJqfVPMYGvA

I like food; food tastes good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reddit
Flannel Sheets
My gay roommate
Hummus
Trees
Beard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could just stay in the shower forever and ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Holding PBR cans upside down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the perfect amount of hair. Do with that what you will.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna hang out in either the construct of a date, or of two people who might make each other laugh a bunch. Not looking for one night stands, really. But if you wanted to spend the night, we could build a blanket fort.