30 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Theo. ENFP. Right now, I look like fucking Cousin Itt.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting my shit together.
I’m really good at
Ignoring my responsibilities and partying.
Saying the wrong thing at the right time.
Building blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shoes. I have no idea why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like old books.

I have either seen every episode of a given television show, or I've never heard of it.

I'm currently listening to: Run The Jewels, None More Black, Land Of Talk, Rush, and Frank Turner. And I'll never stop listening to Jeff Buckley, Elliot Smith, The Weakerthans, and Tom Waits,

I like food; food tastes good.
The six things I could never do without
Thermal paste
Siouxie, my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could just stay in the shower forever and ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Holding PBR cans upside down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. I will answer any question honestly. Possibly sarcastically, but honestly.
You should message me if
You want to gamble on a fat asshole.

And you really should message me, I mostly just like girls on quickmatch and never message them. You girls have enough douchebags on your plate, I'm sure.