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SenatorNolan

29 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Theo. ENFP. I swear I have my shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to balance working full-time, recording music, and self-imploding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring my responsibilities and partying.
Saying the wrong thing at the right time.
Building blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoes. I have no idea why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The last book I read was Stranger in a Strange Land. It was good.

I like watching things that are smart. That's my only criteria.

I'm currently listening to: Land Of Talk, Propagandhi, Doomtree, Darwin Deez, Jeff Buckley, Weakerthans, Bob Mould, and Frank Turner.
Annnnd https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fY3AXolAhYw

I like food; food tastes good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reddit
Flannel Sheets
My friends
Hummus
Trees
Beard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could just stay in the shower forever and ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Holding PBR cans upside down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. I will answer any question honestly. Possibly sarcastically, but honestly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to gamble on a fat asshole.

And you really should message me, I rarely send out messages. You girls have enough douchebags on your plate, I'm sure.