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32 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:42am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a cool guy! That is the summary other people usually give when someone asks about me, so that's what I've got to say about me. LOL. I tend to not start a whole lot of conversations, it's a skill I find myself needing to pick up. I'm a very ranty person most of the time 'cause I tend to ask and answer my own questions in mid-sentence and I think it puts people who don't know me off. Once you get to know me, though, I'm quite a good conversationalist, I'm told. I'm generally considered fairly smart, but I like to have fun acting stupid and random a lot. It's entertaining. I tend to use the term "LOL" a lot on-line, mainly because I laugh at myself often and it lets people know when I'm being sarcastic, which is about 65% of the time. I'm a marine biology major when I'm successfully attending college. I work a really crazy shift at my job where sometimes I'll get off at 4 PM and need to be back at midnight, so my schedule can make meeting new people and making plans to do stuff hard sometimes. I'm a gamer, too. Not to be confused with a playa. LOL. A lot of the time people are surprised at how much I can nerd out on stuff 'cause I guess I don't seem like the type sometimes, but I'm into video games, anime, comics, and really bad movies. I spend a lot of my free time watching bad, bad movies. I spend even more of my time reviewing these horrible movies for my friends. A friend and I also work on cartoon and comic strip ideas (We once pitched an idea to Adult Swim!), but it's not something we're getting paid for. Yet... OK, that's wishful thinking, but screw it, I'm putting it out there!

I am nice, funny, and awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping myself entertained with the little things. Might not sound all that awesome from just being written here, but it's good times.
I’m really good at
Anything I really try to be, I think! Of course I don't bother really trying at a whole lot, but I'm awesome at taking care of animals (from pets to dealing with wild animals, I'm at least well above average. Which sucks when someone calls me to help them with a skunk 'cause they're little A-holes.), giving good advice (Although people usually don't much LIKE my advice at first. It's still usually good advice.), and making my friends laugh (Hey, I'm a funny guy! You just gotta be in on the inside jokes. LOL.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably either my hair (I have long hair) or my beard (I have a beard), depending on if I'm being noticed from the front or the back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, and Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

Good Movies: The Green Mile, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Tropic Thunder
Bad Movies I like for being awful: Zoltan the Hound of Dracula, To Catch a Yeti, Santa's Slay

Music: Gnarls Barkley, Disturbed, The Killers, Papa Roach, Coldplay, Matchbox 20, Megadeth, Cold War Kids, Pantera, Seether, DMX, Audioslave, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Lost Prophets, Modest Mouse, ODB, and a lot more rock bands.

Food: sushi and BBQ.
The six things I could never do without
I tend to not say I could "Never do without" anything, 'cause one day I'll probly have to, so saying any answer to that's not really accurate beyond 3 things, really.

1) Food
2) Water
3) Oxygen

Beyond that, it's all about quality!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random thoughts and questions regarding things that are around me. I think pretty free flow, so narrowing down to even a generalized topic is difficult. I guess a major theme would be what makes people think that some of the things they do were good ideas in the first place. Like, for instance, making Cats versus Dogs part 2. Who would ever think "Gold mine! Green light it!" on THAT idea? LOL
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with my friends doing at least 1 of the following: grilling, playing board games (Descent is a favorite), Playing D&D (I think I mentioned I do nerdy things before, right? LOL), catching up on the list of craptastic movies I have on Netflix, or playing World of Warcraft on my down time. Although going fishing has been sounding real good lately, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really tend to keep things private, I just wait for people to ask. So, if you wanna know about something, feel free to ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in talking to me. I'm actually a pretty friendly guy and I do enjoy hearing from new people. Especially if you're a chick who likes video games, anime, comics, and/or crappy movies.