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28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:35pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Sharp-witted sesquipedalian night owl. He plays guitar in a sexy rock band, works for a huge media agency and drinks whiskey whenever he possibly can.

He feels at ease reading the works of Bukowski, Dostoevsky and Larkin, as well as watching films like Naked and Leaving Las Vegas, although he is actually a lot more 'happy-go-lucky' than those names may imply.
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard in the Capital, then playing harder at the weekends.

In recent years, i have been a bit more career-focused, as I just really don't want to be waiting tables in my fifties (at least, not in the UK), so I have been working really hard to make my CV look somewhat respectable.

Work really does not define me in anyway though and I like to believe I will be remembered for my unnecessary monologues, ridiculous word associations and highly energetic musical performances.
I’m really good at
* Outrageously long sentences.
* Guitar Solos.
* Playing Drums.
* Cooking with Olive Oil.
* Haikus.
* Comparing all situations in life to scenes from indie movies.
* Photography (though not really practising at the moment).
* Losing the plot.
* Digital Marketing.
* Drinking.
* Writing awful poems.
* Stream-of-consciousness free-verse ranting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am quite tall and talk rather loud (but not coarse I may add).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher In The Rye; Last Exit To Brooklyn; Everything Is Illuminated; Dr. Shivago; Augustus Rex and Voltaire's Candide.

Movies: The Thin Red Line; Synecdoche New York; Last Of The Mohicans; Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind; 24-Hour Party People and In Bruges.

TV Shows: Frasier; Have I Got News For You; Peep Show; American Dad; Breaking Bad and The Wire.

Music: Bonobo; Converge; Explosions In The Sky; Caribou; Peaches and The Smashing Pumpkins.

Foods: Caribbean; Chinese; French; German; Italian; Korean.
The six things I could never do without
Espresso coffee.
Italian Cuisine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How England really is the most miserable place in the Universe, yet how I cannot ever imagine myself living outside of London.
On a typical Friday night I am
Emptying my bank account on nice things whilst being surrounded by people I like.

Or, I'll just go home and fall asleep watching the Thin Red Line for like the millionth time, or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I took a 'Which Character Are You From Peep Show' Quiz today and I turned out to be the most like Jeff...

Yeah, I'm really not too chuffed about that either. Still beats being Mark though!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to stop inhibiting yourself and actually live for once.