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Josepheth

29 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Thoughtful, intelligent and kind. Sort of a nerd, in the sense that the Sahara is sort of warm. Really not for everyone.

I like to read, cook, kayak, go to museums, shows, ballets and symphonies, have intellectual conversations and travel.

Generally I stay in New York on a year lease, then when it's up I throw all my stuff into storage and hop on a plane to another continent for a few months. It would be nice to have someone to do that with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an investor with a writing hobby and a hope that someday the two will switch.

Before that I had a startup. Startups are hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning, making toasts, surprising people who ask my weight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Generally I like things that make me think. Or laugh. Or possibly feel. Maybe. It depends on the feeling.

Nonfiction, which is its own creature: The Selfish Gene, Under the Banner of Heaven, Team of Rivals, A Room of One's Own, The Bottom Billion, Bossypants, Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman, God is not Great, The Better Angels of Our Nature, and pretty much every essay David Foster Wallace ever wrote.

Fiction, which is its creator's, at first: 1984, The Sandman, East of Eden, Girl Genius, Neuromancer, The Great Gatsby, Nana to Kaoru, The Gods Themselves, The Windup Girl, The Old Man and the Sea, Slaughterhouse Five, Watchmen, The Forever War, Huckleberry Finn, Three Parts Dead.

Poetry, which is not in style: Not Waving but Drowning, Good-by and Keep Cold, Daddy, An Essay on Criticism, On Seeing the Elgin Marbles, Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night, The Walrus and the Carpenter, Failing and Flying, and anything by Emily Dickinson

Movies/Theatre: Lawrence of Arabia, The Merchant of Venice, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Ratatouille, Serenity, Pulp Fiction, The Muppet Christmas Carol (seriously, The Muppet Christmas Carol), The Godfather, Casablanca, and anything by Miyazaki

TV, which I watch more of than I admit: Firefly, Mad Men, FLCL, House of Cards and all right all right Archer, damn you H Jon Benjamin and your hilarious voice.

I don't really have strong feelings about music, unlike apparently the rest of the human race. But I generally like classical and folk music the most.

Food, which is an embarrassingly large line-item in my budget: Yes. Very, very, very yes. Like, sometimes I go to this sushi place near grand central and I'll sit at the sushi bar and think, "Ok, I'm just gonna get 4 pieces and a roll and I'll get out," and then Yoshi-san is like "oh, the Oyster is really good today" and somehow I spent a hundred and fifty. Then, like, the 22-course meal in Germany. I had to lie down. I was so happy though. I mean it was probably the happiest lying down I've ever done with all my clothes still on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A smartphone
My passport
Spreadsheets
Friends
Comfortable sheets

I feel like you'll judge me if I say what number six is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
You should message me if
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You're smart.