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Josepheth

29 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew.

I'm thoughtful, honest, generous and kind. I know how to take the lead, though I rarely seek it out; more often it comes to me. I want a family (no rush) and would have no problem staying home and raising the kids. It's no sacrifice for me; I already work from home, and kids are easy.

If you like museums, shows, books, talking about books, intellectual and/or nerdy stuff, food and travel (especially travel; I take multi-month trips), we're probably a good match! If sports, religion or having an ambitious partner are important to you, we probably aren't.

Oh, and also: I am an incredibly skilled lover who will probably make you come like a freight train and feel like you haven't felt since you were a horny teenager in high school. Kink-friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an investor with a writing hobby and a hope that someday the two will switch.

I used to have a startup. Startups are hard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Calculating present discounted blah blah blah, writing, planning, restaurant recommendations, working with kids
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. Mostly nonfiction, classics and a bit of sci-fi/fantasy. An abbreviated list: 1984, East of Eden, The Sandman, The Better Angels of our Nature, The Bottom Billion, Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, Neuromancer, The Signal and the Noise, Erfworld, Paradise Lost, The Merchant of Venice, Three Parts Dead, The Last Question, The Giving Tree, David Foster Wallace's essays, Sylvia Plath, Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson's poetry.

TV and movies: Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca, The Muppet Christmas Carol (seriously), Mad Men, FLCL, Firefly, pretty much all of Kurosawa and Hitchcock, Gangs of New York, The Godfather, In the Heat of the Night, and all right all right Archer, god damn you H Jon Benjamin and your hilarious voice.

I like musicals, plays, and cultural stuff. Music isn't really a big thing.

I really, really, really like fine dining.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone
Passport
Spreadsheets (Obviously, I'm incredibly interesting)
Friends
A nice bed. You spend a third of your life in bed; more, if you're doing it right
Tasting menus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to reverse the forces of political decay.

Why Time Magazine is describing tech CEOs as "not your average Dungeons and Dragons player" in 2015. Like, how many billions of dollars do you need here before you're a real boy?

Whether I can keep getting away with stealing all these jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
You should message me if
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You're smart.