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30 M Cohoes, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Longtime capital district resident. Longtime fan of absurd humor. Honestly, I have absurdity tattooed into my bones, more specifically my fibula. It's in Parkinson Electra, 'cause I'm classy like that. Bone tattoos are the new frontier; I'm thinking of getting the script to Ghostbusters done on my ribcage, because it's important to ME, damn it.
What I’m doing with my life
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For work, I examine proposed legislation for both the State Legislature and our good Governor, praise be unto him. It involves strange, arbitrary hours and is much like Batman if he were more of an armchair detective and less of a punching detective. This year I managed to find a 4 billion dollar mistake in the state budget. I'm also an amateur mixologist, a professional improviser and the treasurer for a little non-profit in my hometown, those poor people (not literally the organization actually has balanced books).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an enthusiastic dancing machine; during my pirate days I was known as "Dancing Pete". I can build a computer from the ground up, so I've gotten good at swearing at weird noises and then making the computer sound normal again. I also love riffing on terrible films, it comes from a childhood of being a MST3K fanatic. I get amazingly flustered at Mario Kart and other video games, but I provide a great commentary. I often receive compliments on my driving abilities, and I mix mean drinks. My mojitos have been known to berate people on occasion. I laugh at everything, including myself, well and often, and my mind is wallpapered with trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I’m very animated in conversation with people I know; I tend to use gestures and speak with my hands. Picture Lewis Black with a dash more nerd and a dash less twitching.

I have one of those open, trusting faces which means that I get panhandled by all sorts of people in all sorts of places. Last time it was in the State Capitol, behind the security checkpoint.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa, King Lear by Shakespeare, and the Complete Calvin and Hobbes, because they are all beautiful works. My favorite poem is "Ulysses" by Tennyson, Eliot's Prufrock is a close second, and "Dover Beach" is closing fast. If I don't have The Winds of Winter in my hands by the end of next year I may go insane and try to eat George RR Martin's house brick by brick.

Movies: Dawn of the Dead, the original one. The Big Lebowski and Big Trouble in Little China. The Lego Movie was incredible. My favorite directors are Werner Herzog, Kurosawa, Miyazaki, the Coens, and Terry Gilliam. Groundhog Day is the best romantic comedy. I will always have a special place in my heart for movies that are so bad they're good (The Room, Miami Connection, etc).

Television: Mr. Show with Bob and David, Parks and Recreation, MST3K, Monty Python's Flying Circus, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Veep, and The Thick of It. Bob's Burgers has the best voice cast ever assembled for an animated comedy.

Music: Jethro Tull, David Bowie, The Band, Daft Punk, Radiohead, Talking Heads, and Queens of the Stone Age. I love tons of music. I think Annie Lennox and Sandy Denny are 100% pure vocal gold.

Food: As long as there's love in it, I’ll enjoy it. My favorite sensory experiences when it comes to taste are beverages anywho. I really enjoy New York wine (At long last I made it to Channing Daughters on Long Island and the wine was amazing). Also, cocktails made with fresh citrus and good liquor (I made one up I call the Orange Blossom Special because of my unoriginality and love of fiddle music).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination. It and curiosity hooked up and now we have science.

Music, especially classical piano, though I can't stop listening to cello music right now. Literally listening to some right now. If my profile is observed all day I will actually never stop listening to music, so please don't because my ears will start bleeding.

I’m a huge fan of stand-up comedy. My favorites are Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Lewis Black, Eugene Mirman, Mike Birbiglia, and John Hodgman. Those guys are all tremendous influences on my own personal brand of humor.

The internet. What a fascinating window to the world we’ve been given. I can learn all about The Hundred Years War and laugh at pictures of a cat with terrible puns? Thanks Al Gore!

Comedy podcasts. Seriously, go listen to How Did This Get Made?, Comedy Bang Bang, and the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project. You'll thank me later.

My black belt in mental Judo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fortunes of the NY Giants during football season. How to connect the past and the future. What funny voice I will try to do on the next comedy podcast I record. Mythology, folklore, and storytelling. Why 6/8 time is the best time signature. How to invent a time machine so I can work through my ridiculous backlog of books and films. Maybe if I didn't spend so much time on theoretical physics I'd have more time to read, but when I invent a TARDIS, time is going to be my oyster.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing comedy improv somewhere in the Capital District (most likely at Proctor's). If you come to a show you might even make it up on stage! We could make a musical based on your life, or you could get to use me as a human puppet! Please note that activity is usually reserved for at least a fifth date, so it's really like a try before you buy program.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was very, very young I used to run a pro wrestling league featuring my stuffed animals. Snuggles the bear was the champion.
You should message me if
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You have a sharp wit and some sort of creative talent. Actually if someone like that messaged me I would probably swoon right out of my chair, so thanks in advance for the concussion, mystery woman!

You are somewhat less than serious in general. It's not like you're being hunted by raptors, that is deadly serious and if you have a problem with them you need to consult a dedicated professional.

You're Nora Charles.