Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the deal. I'm hesitant to start a relationship right away,
but I do want one. I just don't want to rush into anything. But who
knows, maybe someone will come along that I'll have that connection
Disclaimer: I swear, I listen to loud obnoxious rap music, I sleep
all day and stay up all night whenever possible, I smoke
cigarettes. I smoke bud, I'm a spiritual eclectic, and I'm a big
beautiful woman. As of today, I'm unapologetically me, and If you
can't deal with it, then don't waste my time. :)
Also, I'm big on honesty. Let's not play mind games kay? Been there
done that. If we're talking or chilling and you want a fwb type
situation, tell me that. (Probably not gonna happen, but seriously
just have the balls to say what you actually want.) If you want
more than that, or less, let me know.
This all comes across serious and somewhat bitchy. I'm really not
bitchy, promise. (:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What everyone else is doing. Just figuring it out!
I work. I spend time with my family and friends. I create. I laze
about. In the summer I swim, in the winter I hibernate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm the friend you call when you can't figure shit out.
Or you just need to vent. I guess because I'm non-judgmental and I
usually have a unique perspective. At least that's what they tell
Reading. I'm a bookworm. (:
Writing. I write poems that don't rhyme and stories I never finish.
Maybe someday. I like vignettes.
Being patient and tolerant of people's crap. Rudeness, etc. Could
also have something to do with the fact that I loathe confrontation
and avoid it at all costs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, probably. It's all thick n junk. Or nail polish. They're
usually pretty colorful. Maybe my tattoo? And I'm always wearing
some kind of quirky jewelry. Other than that? Honestly..? The
'donk. Seriously I have a big butt. And I cannot lie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book is Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. There are
lots of others. Too many to mention really. But I love Harry Potter
and The Hunger Games. I thought Twilight was decent entertainment,
though not brilliant writing.
I like campy old movies like Young Frankenstein and Clue and
Roxanne. I loved The Dark Knight. Inception was a fav. I like
pretty much all kinds of movies except horror (which I will
Music is the same, just replace horror for country and screamo. I'm
a fan of Adele, Mumford and Sons, Billy Talent, Drake, Florence and
the Machine, Skrillex, Buble, Owl City, B.o.B, ASAP Rocky, Lil
Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Mac Miller, Childish Gambino, Eminem, Wiz
I'm not picky with food either. My favorite dish is steak
bearnaise, or chicken curry. Weirdest things I've ever eaten:
sushi, frog legs, rabbit, wild boar, some kind of antelope that I
can't remember the name of at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm assuming that means inanimate objects, not including
2. Some way to write things down.
3. Fun accessories.
4. Somewhere comfy to sleep. I like sleep.
5. A hot shower. I don't like to be dirty.
6. If I were stranded on an island.. I might go insane if I didn't
have a scrunchi or something to put my hair up. It's dark. And
thick. It'd get hot. And messy. And get in the way. We can't have
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Worrying about the future. Laughing at inside jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working. If not then I'm out with friends. Movies maybe.
Late night steak n shake, also a possibility. Galavanting around
Walmart in the am, perhaps. When I'm not with friends, then I'm
probably catching up on my latest tv, or some such thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing in the shower?
I'm bi-curious sex-wise but I don't think I'd want to actually be
in a relationship with a girl.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have some intelligence. You think I'm cool. You live in
Tennessee. (Because IF I ever want to meet you, I'm not going to
another state, sorreh!) You're interested in wiccan/pagan stuff.
You like reefer but it doesn't keep you from living your life or
having a job. You're not a prude, but not a perv. That's not too
much to ask for right? (:
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