When does human life begin?

• At conception.
• At birth.
• At some point between conception and birth.
• At some other point.

I'm so very tempted to answer that I don't think human life begins until you can hold a intelligent conversation with another human. I've met children just learning to talk who seem to have mastered this and I hear politicians fail this test all the time.

Have you ever looked at the questions that OKCupid thinks are important to you at the bottom of your profiles tests page?

I had a look at mine and frankly I'm alarmed. They are either the exceedingly pedantic (thing is to thong as elephant is to?) or the aggressively sexual (How many times a day do you masturbate?), hardly a broad and balanced view of what I think is important in life and not reflective of my rating of questions that I've been asked. I'm off to have a look at Question Review and do some rewriting of history.

If you had to choose ONLY one, would you rather...

• Have great sex
• Have great friends
• Have great love
• Have great ideas

What a completely unfair question. I see no way in which I can reasonablly answer it. Kill me first.

What is more it is a big split question as well.
10% sex
39% friends
39% love
10% ideas

That is about as fairer split as you'll see on any four answer question I think but I can't choose. I think that when you are in love you will choose love, how could you not? But in the wash out from a break up you must choose your friends because without them it would be so much harder. Long term singles or those in, let us say, less passionate throws of love are left with the freedom to choose sex or ideas.

I say know flatly the sex or love or friends without ideas would be a boring ride, I know some people do love and poor sex happily but I'm not one of them. Friends and sex is obviously just brilliant if you can carry it off and love and friends - well for the sake of the question I assumed it meant romantic love rather than a wider and all encompassing vision.

Sulk.

(See. see. Look: I was seduced by the "Blog About It" button. In the end you can't resist the button and I can type such a load of rubbish so very quickly)