It boggles my mind how some of you are alive. The fact that millions of tiny organisms live in perfect symbiosis inside of you... for this? It is a good thing that they are unaware just what you do with the purpose they serve.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
I wish "dying alone" were a choice on my OKC You Might Likes...
I've honestly never been good at writing bios about myself, and have been meaning to hire someone to write a good one for me. I like walking or biking long distances with headphones on. I own my own small business. I can be seen as either hugely successful or terribly unsuccessful, but nothing in between. My favorite foods are edible. Logical, rational thinking is attractive to me. Like beards? I can grow one. Don't like beards? I'm learning to shave. No third party has ever described me as either "weird in a threatening way" or "perpetually late to things." Sleeping on exotic couches in exotic locales is a driving passion. I'm not really normal, but it's ok because no one is. I have a lot of strong feelings about the abject nature of reality which I like to keep to myself. I watched a man die once. My ideal partner is over-educated and underemployed; living in her parents' basement in her late 20s a definite plus.
I suppose above all, I hyper-analyze my life as a narrative, and am just looking to make decisions, good and bad, that generate great stories.
In short, I am an asexual, half-charming, half-pathetic joke-telling teddy bear robot.