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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 23
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My philosophy for living is "Make the world suck less." Everything else is just gravy.

I'm a serious but positive person, and I hate when people mistake being cynical for being smart.

I almost never stop thinking about the world around me, and I'm ready to have a conversation about anything.

I'm a Long Island native living in Rochester, and people from both places have told me I'm not what they would expect from either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm making my living as a mechanic while figuring out what to do next. I have an almost-finished degree in chemistry that's begging for completion, but it's a tug of war between that, my job, creative work, and public service. There's just so much to do!

I try to help people wherever I can. Most of the time, it's worth it. Sometimes it can get pretty Goddamned scary.

I have a burning itch to know and to learn things that keeps me pretty busy. Over the last couple of months, I've learned the basics of home wiring, how to stain and finish wood, and how to deep fry a turkey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving and inventiveness. My home is filled with contraptions built under the guiding principle of "If it works, who cares if it's weird?"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'll have to tell me.

At the risk of appearing *too* self-promotional, other people have said things like this about me once they've gotten to know me better:

"This gentleman's profile is definitely indicative of the type of stimulating conversation you'll get from him. I could think of far worse fates than having a drink or two with him."

"His insights into the human condition will wow you again and again. A man wise beyond his years!"

"I'm glad we went out, and I'm glad he's my friend."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In Bruges
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Breaking Bad
The Venture Bros
Gravity Falls
The Simpsons (as it was, not as it is)

I love synthetic sound.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boy, this is tough. I really think that my entire world could burn down around me and I would find a way to persist (not that I'm eager to test that hypothesis). Let's see if I can come up with six:

1 - Change. When my world changes, I thrive. New circumstances are a good opportunity for personal growth, and I adapt really easily. I'm the kind of person you want to have around in a crisis, or when things get weird. On the other hand, long, drawn-out routine will usually turn me into a brain-dead slug.

2 - Art. Imagine that every movie, book, TV series, picture, song, sculpture, and live performance suddenly disappeared from the world, and we couldn't produce any more. It's scary to even think about.

I'll include more as they occur to me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Improving myself, improving the world, how to use my time efficiently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exercising, studying, writing, in the kitchen trying out a new recipe, or just relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My totem animal is a man in an Itchy the Mouse costume, stink bomb smoke billowing from the mouth, crying "I just want to entertain!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like talking, dislike nostalgia, appreciate fluid sexuality, and think the pick-up artist movement is the worst thing to happen to dating since Rohypnol.