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32 Helena, MT Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:28pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm like Batman, but without the wealth, intelligence, or Olympian build.

But I do have daddy issues, a leather fetish, and a weird thing for cats.
What I’m doing with my life
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Spinning my wheels in Helena while I try to figure out the next awesome thing I need to do, like moving to the coast and buying a new identity to avoid student loan collectors while I work on being a better comedian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the worst possible thing at the best possible time, and vice versa.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For being as loud as I am I sure am uncomfortable in crowds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
IMDB Gives C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud a 3.5 out of 10. I give it a 10. So, there's that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, funzos, feelings, fettuccine, forties, and fart jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When it will be worth doing a comedy set in lieu of a closing argument.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Huddled naked in the corner shoveling spaghetti in my mouth and mumbling, "There is no god so he cannot judge me. There is no god so he cannot judge me. There is no god..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In my mid-twenties I blacked out a lot, and I can only assume those were the best times of my life.
You should message me if
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you don't take yourself seriously, because I can't take that shit seriously. Seriously.