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SexR0b0t

31 Helena, MT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of lawyer who keeps volumes of She-Hulk in my office, but no longer points them out to clients once I realized how much that shakes their faith in the defense they're getting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spinning my wheels in Helena while I try to figure out the next awesome thing I need to do, like moving to the coast and buying a new identity to avoid student loan collectors while I work on being a better comedian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the worst possible thing at the best possible time, and vice versa.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For being as loud as I am I sure am uncomfortable in crowds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
IMDB Gives C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud a 3.5 out of 10. I give it a 10. So, there's that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, funzos, feelings, fettuccine, forties, and fart jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When it will be worth doing a comedy set in lieu of a closing argument.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Huddled naked in the corner shoveling spaghetti in my mouth and mumbling, "There is no god so he cannot judge me. There is no god so he cannot judge me. There is no god..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In my mid-twenties I blacked out a lot, and I can only assume those were the best times of my life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't take yourself seriously, because I can't take that shit seriously. Seriously.

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