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SexyPickle

31 F Spokane, WA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Summary?
Im not good at summaries.
To summerize my sumation:
These things are silly.
I are silly.
Kismet?

I am an extroverted misanthrope with mediocre credentials.

I have way more books than movies, more sewing machines than cars and more costumes than clothes hangers.

Right now for money, I work in an office shuffling bureaucratic paperwork and typing numbers, it veeeery exciting. In the past, I have done all sorts of work.. sales, janitorial, billing, reception, service, collections, operations, warehouse, driving, broking, promotions... it feels like I've done it all, including selling my soul for a paycheck once or twice. So far all my jobs have just been jobs,... some of them fun, some of them not-so-fun.. mainly I just like learning new things, having new experiences, meeting new people.

The people in my life are stupendous and Im sorta disappointed with the rest of mankind generally in comparison. I live in a basic fear that the cool people I know will collectively realize that Im not worth their time or attention and shun me,... but instead it seems like they like having me around.. which means my degree in VooDoo wasn't the waste my mom said it would be.

I play in the SCA,.. which means that Im a history nerd who goes on special camping trips to dress, eat, drink, fight, dance, sing, play and relax like historical times. Totally serious. It is the most fun, ever. Im also a volunteer DJ on Thin Air Community Radio, which means that I don't get paid to spend hours of my time preparing for a show where I play music I like and do interviews with musicians I admire... which is alright with me. I love it.

I have failed to learn the guitar, bass, clarinet, piano, djembe and dulcimer.
I have a secret belief that the accordian or banjo just MAY be my instrument... I have a hunch that my virtoso skillz will be hidden within a totally annoying instrument, life is like that sometimes.

I grew up on a horse farm in the city where my mom (who was also my dad) told me to listen to everyone and believe almost no one. She believed that if I COULD read a book then she wouldn't stop me from reading it,.. and figured that if I was old enough to ask a question, I was old enough to hear the answer. I ended up being an excellent reader with a lot more information about life at a young age than most.

Do you want to hear MORE? WHY!?
What I’m doing with my life
LIVING it!
What am I SUPPOSED to be doing with it?
I’m really good at
I am a Jack of all trades, but a master of none.
I talk, cook, argue, learn, entertain, inform, host, organize, explore, relax, listen, eat, sleep and do it all again the next day, and with all that practice I think Im good at most them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am upfront but congenial, rational but not always reasonable, odd but happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I love books. I have a huge collection. I have not read all my books, but I have read more books than I own. Im on a quest to read the 20th Century classics as a genre. I used to obsessively read Stephen King and Chuck Palahniuk, but now it seems I keep buying non-fiction. History, culture and linguistics. Hunter S. Thompson, Carl Sagn, Henry Rollins, Arundhati Roy, Studs Terkel, Howard Zinn and Kurt Vonnegut are personal heroes. Stephen Hawking is hilarious and sexy.

Movies:
Good movies are good. Great movies are better than good... maybe even 'great'!
Bad movies can be the best. Average movies are the worst. I like comedies that make me laugh and adventures that are full of excitement and danger. I like Sci-Fi best when the science is real and the fiction pure fantasy.
What? What do you mean Im not answering the question? I ANSWERED IT TONS!

Music:
Everything.
EXCEPT: Modern pop country (see: 1994-present),.. see also: modern R&B
I hate Top 40 stuff pro-tooled out of the realm of human capability.
I like ecclectic, eccentric, electric, esoteric, auto-erotic music.
I rock out to the Eagles of Death Metal, The Specials, The Gossip and Operation Ivy when I want to dance around like a dancin' fool. Other times I listen to everything else.
I go to lots of concerts,.. Decemberists, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Hank Williams III, The Violent Femmes, Gogol Bordello, Red Elvises, The Supersuckers, Flogging Molly, Reel Big Fish, Reverend Horton Heat, NOFX, Bad Religion, Pato Banton.. to name most of them. Getting into experimental veins. Hey, you boys wanna... experiment? *comical eyewaggle*

TV:
I dont watch TV, haven't for years. TV on DVD? Yes, sometimes.
Carnivale, Rome, The Tudors, Always Sunny in Philidelphia, The Wire, Life on Mars, Dexter, Lost, The Office, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Simpsons, Futurama, Star Trek TNG, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show. I get my news from Amy Goodman.. another personal hero. (The others being Capt Jean Luc Picard ((Patrick Stewart? WHO?)), Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert in this list)

Food:
Yes please.
No onions or mayo/mustard based sauces, please.
Im a wimp with spicy, but Im learning.
Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Mexican... can't we all, just eat some rad food?
The six things I could never do without
Old friends
Reading
God-awfully hot showers
A challenge
Sound sleep
Making acrostics
Smiling when I break a rule or act too silly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything.
Anything.

Simultaneously if I can.

I think about people A LOT, their actions, words, motivations, past, future. I hold imaginary conversations CONSTANTLY.. often playing both sides of an argument until I can understand the whole of the subject. I think about power and politics and people.. and how they all work (and dont work) together. Sex. Thoughts about sex are like constant noise in my head, but really, I don't mind one bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working late and doing whatever sounds fun. Go to a bar and see some local bands, out to karaoke with friends, watch movies at whoever's house has the nicest tv, play pool or board games, talk the night away...

Its more about who you are with than what you are doing 90% of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im of the lowest echelon of geekdom. I've never even seen ANY of the Star Wars movies all the way through, never really even considered learning Elvish or Klingon and am not a big fan of Mt. Dew.

Stop throwing stuff at me!! Aren't those figurines COLLECTORS ITEMS?!
OW! POINTY!!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You rock as hard as I do, baby!