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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 28
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Urban Dictionary states that David is:

"A formidable foe to normal people; intelligent, strong, and forceful. He is a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd, and will be the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world." -Urban Dictionary

"A very hot guy, usually nice and very funny." -Urban Dictionary

"David is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is kind and sensitive; strong and daring; gentle and sweet. He might not always think before he does something, but that is what makes him so amazing. He is very, very good looking, and oh he is a great kisser. If you meet this David you should never ever let him go, because if you do you might not get him back…" -Urban Dictionary

I'll not dispute any of it.
What I’m doing with my life
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At least once a week I try to sneak out to Great Falls or Shenendoah. White Oak Canyon trail is amazing!

I do social gaming once or twice a week. I meet with a large (very large) group of people and play unusual board games like "exploding kittens" and "epic spell wars."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a mathy kind of person, so I am very good at reducing things (for better or worse) into a tangle of numbers.

I am great with people. Your mother will love me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My two favorite books are "Cosmos" and "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Both books changed my life in huge ways.

I enjoy all sorts of crazy off-the-wall movies. Honestly, most of them teeter along that narrow line between B-movies and pretentious indie-flicks, but mostly B-movies. You should definitely ask me about the Conan trilogy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, friends, the outdoors, romance, progress, and hope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I have to go to the gym again, where I can go hiking or biking this weekend, what I should bring to the next game night, why I haven't done all these things yet, and how I'm going to break my computers next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on a date with you ;-)
No fuck that, I'm playing games with people. You can come if you promise to be cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Quentin Tarantino films, but I'm also very squeamish about his kind of violence, so I basically pay to watch the back of my hands every time he puts his name on a film.
You should message me if
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You are a strong, independent woman who don't need know man (but would maybe like one, you know, for the company)