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SexyScrivener

34 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DON'T CLICK HERE -- god dammit, too late. We'll, you'd best click the 'back' button while you still can and limit the damage.

Dating me is a terrible idea. Let's be honest -- seeing you on any kind of regular basis is nowhere near as important to me as my writing. If you invest any kind of emotion in me at all, you will constantly become frustrated as I ditch you, time and again, to work on my novel instead. And Goddess forbid you should make the mistake of agreeing to sleep with me, as the legendary extent of my nuptial skills will only deepen the sense of loss you feel when I blow you off the third time in a row.

So, yeah. Just say no.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What, you're still here? DAMN IT!

I'm a novelist. If that hasn't scared you off by now, you probably haven't done enough historical research into the love lives of prominent novelists.

Worse, I'm not even a successful novelist yet. My first book to be published was non-fiction, but I immediately got tired of that and switched to fiction. Think about that. What kind of guy gets so tired of telling the truth that he goes to the trouble of writing an entire book full of lies?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'M REALLY BAD AT:
- Texting you back
- Writing afro-futurist vampire ninja novels (maybe)
- Writing online dating profiles (definitely)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unattractive face, my ghastly build, my intolerable personality, and my disappointingly inadequate penis (well actually that's usually the LAST thing they notice about me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS I HATE:
- Game of Thrones
- Twilight
- The Bible

MOVIES I HATE:
- Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber concert films
- The Hobbit
- David Icke talking about lizard people
- Those bullshit videos HR makes you watch your first week on the new job

MUSIC I DESPISE:
- death metal
- dub step

FOOD I DON'T EAT:
- meat
- sugar

TV? What's that?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SIX THINGS I AM CURRENTLY DOING WITHOUT:
1. a girlfriend
2. a boyfriend
3. a normal job
4. a car
5. religion
6. sincerity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"somewhere else, hmm?! Never his mind on where he was! What he was doing! Long have I watched this boy."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep.

Oh, you mean before I go to bed?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm seriously disappointed that you have disregarded all the obvious warning signs to scroll down this far.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
- You expect any level of emotional availability
- You prefer men who aren't ugly
- You expect to get any fulfillment out of a relationship whatsoever
- You hate cheesy vampire ninja sci fi