You should message me if:
(Yes, I know there's a spot for it at the end. But it seems like it deserves top billing. I'm a rebel.)
Your friends refuse to help you move due to your book collection. FoxNews has never graced your tv's airwaves. You want a salsa partner, and actually know how to take the lead. You like driving long distances without a purpose. You like biking shorter distances with a purpose (preferably ice cream at the end). You have an adventurous palate, and want to cook for me (I'll chop the onions though). You are willing to watch college football with me and won't get annoyed when I scream and jump out of my seat even in public. You are able to tell me why my heater makes a popping noise every time it turns on. You are passionate about something and want to talk about it.
You actually want to meet up! Emails are great and all, but in person is much better.