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Sexy_Flex
25 / M / straight / Single
Merritt Island, Florida
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $80,000–$100,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Funny, Smart, and Sexy.
My Self-Summary
Hello all you delicious women in Ok Cupid land!!
I'm looking for a long term(I already have our rings picked out) relationship with the perfect woman. You need to be tall, beautiful, well built, have huge boobs. You need to be smart and college educated(PHD preferred). You of course need to have a great stable job where you make TONS of money for me to spend in any frivolous way I can think of.
You need to be AWESOME in the sack, so my intimate needs can be met each and every time you are lucky enough to have me. You also need to be content with no sex for months on end if it makes me happy. You must love kids because I have 7(don't worry the state has them for now). You also must LOVE my cats and instantly memorize the names and ages of all 12 of them.
I have a hard time moving around so I bathe with a washrag on a stick and you must be willing to get the parts I cant reach. You must also be willing to fight other fat women off the electric shopping carts in large stores so I can ride them in comfort while shopping.
My image of perfection can change at any time, depending on mood, time of the month, etc..You are required to conform to my changing expectations with little or no input from me.
Sincerly,
Your Prince Charming
I'm looking for a long term(I already have our rings picked out) relationship with the perfect woman. You need to be tall, beautiful, well built, have huge boobs. You need to be smart and college educated(PHD preferred). You of course need to have a great stable job where you make TONS of money for me to spend in any frivolous way I can think of.
You need to be AWESOME in the sack, so my intimate needs can be met each and every time you are lucky enough to have me. You also need to be content with no sex for months on end if it makes me happy. You must love kids because I have 7(don't worry the state has them for now). You also must LOVE my cats and instantly memorize the names and ages of all 12 of them.
I have a hard time moving around so I bathe with a washrag on a stick and you must be willing to get the parts I cant reach. You must also be willing to fight other fat women off the electric shopping carts in large stores so I can ride them in comfort while shopping.
My image of perfection can change at any time, depending on mood, time of the month, etc..You are required to conform to my changing expectations with little or no input from me.
Sincerly,
Your Prince Charming
