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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 9
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told I seem like the unassuming boy next door ... and then I open my mouth or write something that completely dispells that notion.

Dark and mysterious? I don't think so, I'm a bit of an open book, sometimes a bit much for some people. I'm an ENTP on the Myser-Briggs test and I believe the match making questions algorithm is pretty descriptive.

In answer to some questions I have gotten:
1) yes I am real, at least as far as I know
2) My user name evolved from some kind words I have received over the years, basically amounting to "you're really smart or a bit of a nerd but your're also hot." It gives me warm fuzzy feelings that support my ego so I'm sticking with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left the corporate,management consulting world after discovering that "Office Space" was not just a satire of corporate life but also a reality. I'm currently a writer and do various IT consulting gigs while pursing dreams of making it big. Big dreams, but not currently big bucks, so if you want that right now I'm not your guy.

Originally from Florida I am a big sports fan. I'm also a jack of all trades, past professional experiences include being a management consultant, salesman, promotional model and politician among other things. Back in my high school and college days I was on the swim, speech and debate and trivia teams. I was also briefly an elected official in Washington, DC.

Other future goals include race car driving, flying a plane, tornado chasing, being a hurricane reporter in the middle of the storm, and traveling to small obscure countries that most people have never heard of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being a sponge for information.
- Procrastinating or avoiding small things while rising to the occassion for major challenges that at first seem impossible.
- Playing devil's advocate in a civilized way.
- Finding places.
- Giving and receiving massages.
- Guessing a woman's cup size
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a ginger, my calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charlie Wilson's War, Thank you for Smoking, I Love You Man, Wedding Crashers, Limitless, Hitch, American Beauty, Casablanca, Donnie Darko, All That Jazz, The Duel, Ghostbusters I and II and the soundtracks too, political thrillers, physical slap stick comedies, movies with little plot where stuff gets blown up.

Burn Notice, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Lie to Me (based on the work of Paul Ekman), 24 and X Files back when they were on

Steak - medium rare, crab legs, lobster, creative omelets for breakfast, bacon, salty chocolate and whiskey

The Count of Monte Cristo, Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, lots of non-fiction books relating to sexuality and relationships, I am a big fan of Tristan Taormino among others. Self-help books that instruct and inspire including classics like: Think and Grow Rich, The Science of Getting Rich (more than money), Psycho-Cybernetics.

An eclectic mix, here are a few, Gotye, Lots of 80s music from my childhood years back when MTV still played music videos, DePeche Mode, Maroon Five, electronic music especially when running, Royksopp, Moby, Movie scores by John Williams, Phantom of the Opera sound track.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not necessarily in this order
- Google
- chocolate-covered bacon
- travel
- Football
- intelligent conversation
- dirty talk and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever writing project I am currently working on and better ways to do things.I've been dabbling with some erotic stories lately and could use some feedback too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going on spontaeous adventures, deally Kind of like the Bud LIght commercial "up for anything" :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no sense of smell. No, really I can't even smell a gas leak or oranges or coffee grounds right under my nose.
Oh, and on FL I'm MultipleMike
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off you should NOT message me if:
- You are looking for the one or some sort of etraditional courtship.
- You lack verbal fluency, a sense of irony, and humor
- You believe being good-looking is all that you need to be interestin instead of actually being an interesting person.

You SHOULD message me if:
- You are clever, fun, witty, shamelessly sex-positive.
- You can seduce with your words.
- You are at least 85% compatible or have looked through the match making questions and / or at least think that we match up on the important ones.
- You can try to beat me at trivia :)
- You can handle the Billy Goat Trail.