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Sexysmartguy

36 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told I'm an unusual combination of:
Boy next door that you can really connect with and even see yourself introducing to parents and friends AND
playful, sexual, rebellious bad boy who you invite to stop by after some other guy took you out on a boring date. :)

To describe me I think a combination of the "Playboy" and "Bachelor" Ok Cupid dating persona test descriptions, ENTP Myers-Briggs type and the match-making questions describe me pretty well and give a pretty good idea of what to expect and how we may or may not be compatible.

Awhile back Ok Cupid had testimonials, here are a few from back then:

- "You are a bit of a nerd at heart, very logical, know a lot about a wide variety of topics, and can talk about anything to anyone"

- "It looks like a bomb hit your bed room, how can you find anything? At least the bed is clear.

- "What a gentleman! P.S. I give him *****/***** for the ... !"

- "You have awoken an insatiable passion in me. Now I am an unstoppable force to be reckoned with"

I'm a bit of an open book, sometimes a bit much for some people, but I find it makes it easier to quickly, almost instantly connect with those who are similarly-minded and not waste time with those who aren't ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I left the corporate,management consulting world after discovering that "Office Space" was not just a satire of corporate life but also a reality. I'm currently a writer and do various IT consulting gigs while pursing dreams of making it big (translation, starving artist.)

Originally from Florida I am a big sports fan. Past professional experiences include being a management consultant, salesman, promotional model and politician among other things. In my high school and college days I was on the swim, speech and debate and trivia teams. I was also briefly an elected official in Washington, DC.

Other future goals include race car driving, flying a plane, tornado chasing, being a hurricane reporter in the middle of the storm, and traveling to small obscure countries that most people have never heard of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being a sponge for information.
- Procrastinating or avoiding seemingly small problems while crushing major challenges that at first seem impossible.
- Playing devil's advocate in a civilized way.
- Being really good at finding places.
- Giving and receiving massages.
- Guessing a woman's cup size with 97% accuracy even from a G rated picture - maybe I should have worked for TSA :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a ginger, my calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies:
Charlie Wilson's War, Thank you for Smoking, I Love You Man, Wedding Crashers, Limitless, Hitch, American Beauty, Casablanca, Donnie Darko, All That Jazz, The Duel, Ghostbusters I and II and the soundtracks too, political thrillers, physical slap stick comedies, movies with little plot where stuff gets blown up.

TV:
Burn Notice, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Lie to Me (based on the work of Paul Ekman), 24 and X Files back when they were on

Food:
Steak - medium rare, crab legs, lobster, creative omelets for breakfast, bacon, salty chocolate and whiskey

Books:
The Count of Monte Cristo, Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, lots of non-fiction books relating to sexuality and relationships, I am a big fan of Tristan Taormino among others. Self-help books that instruct and inspire including classics like: Think and Grow Rich, The Science of Getting Rich (more than money), Psycho-Cybernetics.

Music:
An eclectic mix, here are a few, Gotye, Lots of 80s music from my childhood years back when MTV still played music videos, DePeche Mode, Maroon Five, electronic music especially when running, Royksopp, Moby, Movie scores by John Williams, Phantom of the Opera sound track.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not necessarily in this order
- Google
- chocolate-covered bacon
- travel
- Football
- intelligent conversation
- Really hot, awesome sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever writing project I am currently working on and better ways to do things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring, frolicking, running amuck :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no sense of smell. No, really I can't even smell a gas leak or oranges or coffee grounds right under my nose.
FL: MultipleMike
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are clever, fun, witty, sex-positive.
- You can try to beat me at trivia :)
- You can handle the Billy Goat Trail
- Bonus points for being an NT on the Myers-Briggs test.