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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:55am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm silly, funny, moderately intelligent, unburdened by ego and don't take life, or myself, too seriously. I readily laugh at myself, and I hereby invite you to join in because it's cheap, easy and fun.

I'm an old-school lefty who values good manners and consideration for others. I'm a hippy - I hate confrontation and violence (although I'd still like to punch Nigel Farage).

I don't believe in any god and occasionally smoke weed... which makes me wonder why a few teetotal Christians have 'liked' my profile lately. If you have aspirations of 'saving' me, please abandon them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as deputy editor of a local newspaper. Playing drums with my metal band (we're not very good, but our songs are quite short). Being a good friend, son, brother and uncle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drums, guitar, vocals, writing, amateur filmmaking, making people laugh, affectionate mickey-taking, merciless self-mockery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would be cool if they noticed that I'm considerate, thoughtful and funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, George Orwell, JRR Tolkein.
Films: Stupid comedies like Airplane, Anchorman, etc. 80s classics like Terminator, Aliens, Indiana Jones, etc. Decent modern blockbusters (eg Marvel). Culty oddities like Withnail & I, Big Lebowski, In Bruges, etc. Proper hard sci-fi like Europa Report.
TV: More stupid comedy like The Day Today, The Thick of It, Alan Partridge, Green Wing, Peep Show, etc.
Music: almost anything: Blues, Rock 'n' Roll, Psychedelic, Rock, Funk, Soul, Breakbeat, Hip-Hop, Metal and Folk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, chocolate, delicious ales, the next Star Wars film.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to answer this question without sounding like a self-absorbed megalomaniac.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jamming; at a pub; at a friend's house; at home with a film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The global economy would collapse if I stopped buying Blu-Rays and real ale.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
… You laughed or smiled while reading all this nonsense.
… You're not interested in pretentious, posturing, confrontational, egotistic, selfish or violent blokes.
… You're a bit of a hippy and like to be silly.