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My self-summary
Come and get it while it lasts! One well maintained man with relatively low mileage. Only fed premium fuel and washed on a regular basis. All original parts, including the eyes. Some street racing, but mostly during Bay-to-Breakers and Pride Parade. Chassis is straight as an arrow and built to last. Interior has normal wear and tear, but nothing out of the ordinary for a classic like this. Ladies, this guy has never been parked on the street, oh snap! WARNING: he drives faster than he looks, and will require a special kind of lady to handle all the power under the hood.

Features include: power steering, cruise control, navigation, massaging back-rest, and heated pants.

Some TLC needed. No rust found anywhere on the body, but carburetor may need fine tuning on a regular basis to run at optimal performance. Small dings found here and there, but nothing serious...

Asking for one date OBO. May be willing to trade depending on offer. See attached pictures for details.
What I’m doing with my life
Directing all of my mental energy towards growing a beard of epic proportions so that one day I can enter the World Beard and Moustache Championship.
I’m really good at
Opening pickle jars. But don't ask me to open your jar of jam. Jam jars aren't my forte.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes people ask me if my eyes are real.... I guess if they weren't I'd be blind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Matrix, Superbad, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blood Diamond, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Sin City, etc.

Music: The Black Keys, WILLIAM ELLIOT WHITMORE, Jedi Mind Ticks, Outerspace, Immortal Technique, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, LED ZEPPELIN, Gang Starr, Foo Fighters, Gipsy Kings, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Pearl Jam, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Vast, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bob Marley, Toots & The Maytals, BB King, Memphis Slim, Notorious B.I.G., Patrick Sweany, The Doors, Etta James, Memphis Slim, and many many more. (The artists in bold aren't necessarily my favorite, i just have a tenuous grasp of the Capslock button).
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zach Galifianakis' beard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about things to do other than the usual bar scene, and either succeeding or failing to do those things, depending on the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like teaching my foreign mother bad words in English. Her favorites are "douche" and "baby-bitch." It's the cutest thing you've ever seen.
You should message me if
This resonates with you on some level:

Or you just feel like it.