Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Streetwise Hercules. Nerdier than you might think. Acid tongued
humor, silver tongued conversation. If you answered the question
"The first things people usually notice about me..." with something
like "my eyes" or "my personality" then I DEFINITELY want to date
you because you will obviously believe the lies that men tell
I'm kind of a weird guy.
Edit: I finally have a filmic acid test for girls I might spend
time with! If you saw Don Jon and didn't like it you can probably
just move along.
2nd edit: KasherLover (The girl in my 2nd pic) is my main boo, but
we still see other people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from IU with a degree in Philosophy. The 2nd most
credit hours I took were in martial arts and athletics classes. I
basically wanted to go to school to be Bruce Lee.
I moved out to Colorado to work in the cannabis industry. That's
going pretty well. I'm a small business owner with big plans of
expansion. Someday I hope to open my own Amsterdam style coffee
I also work in a restaurant (trying to get some culinary
experience) and I actually kind of love it. Having to keep track of
million little things is pleasing to my mind 'cause I gots the ADD
and can't focus on BICYCLEEEEESSSSS.
I'm a professional dancer (not that kind) and dance teacher, but I
don't like to rely on it to pay the bills. It's for me. Also for
impressing pretty girls on the dance floor, let's be real
I just got my yoga teacher certification and have started giving
actual lessons. It's fun! Let's stretch.
I spend a lot of time on the Internet and watching cartoons while
eating cereal out of an unwashed bowl too, I'm just trying to make
myself seem good on paper here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing, dancing, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always hear 'you're not nearly as big of an asshole as you look
like', which leads me to believe I initially look like a muscle
bound jocky asshole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune, Star Wars, Futurama, Hip Hop, Chinese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, movement, stillness, comedy, coffee, cannabis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff and things. Also junk and whatever. I read some. I'm not
going to list a bunch of big words to impress you. I could have
just looked them up on the Internet while posting this. Is anybody
even still reading at this point? Probably not. Titty sprinkles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a misanthrope and staying in to watch movies or play video
games, or being a fun party guy and going out to drink too much and
tear up the dance floor, or closing down the restaurant taking
shots of whiskey and smoking bowls with the managers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the one who shot JFK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a highly developed sense of humor and you know how to have
fun. Or if you just wanna boogie.
Who are you looking for?
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