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27 Folsom, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Feb 12
Native American
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I want to make my own life a masterpiece. A hero accepts life and loves it, knowing nothing of and despising suicide; he rather conceives of life as a duty and struggle and conquest, life which should be high and full, lived for oneself, but not above all for others - those who are at hand and those who are far distant, contemporaries, and those who will come after.

Also, i nap like a MOTHER FUCKER. I swear to whatever higher power you believe in that i will legitimately destroy an American black bear in a hibernation contest. THAT'S RIGHT. Not just any bear, a fucking BLACK BEAR. That bear can plug its asshole all it wants, it will NEVER beat me out of a sleeping contest. I will cryogenic state the shit out of that. If napping was an Olympic sport i probably wouldn't compete because that would be fucking ridiculous for napping to be an Olympic sport.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and getting to know people and trying to meet somebody who is the fucking shit.
I’m really good at
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Screen printing.
Getting lost.
Being quiet.
Keeping to myself.
Minding my own business.
Not giving fucks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm fairly blunt and somewhat of a jokester.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love all music and i watch a lot of movies. And i'll eat pretty much anything as long as it's edible. And i read a bunch of comic books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What a waste of fucking space. Seriously. Here's a haiku.

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner, rescuing kittens from trees, offering ladies cashmere pashminas on chilly nights, covering muddy puddles with wool coats, playing Sinatra records, star gazing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is obviously nothing otherwise it wouldn't be private.
You should message me if
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If you are out of my league in terms of looks, intelligence, and personality and you are looking to settle despite the fact that you have zero incentive to do so and if you're as emotionally unavailable and incapable of love as I am right now- but you're lonely and still enjoy getting to know , be monogamous with, watch netflix and have fun with someone you can also bang. Maybe somewhere down the line we can share our stories of why we can't really move on.