I was born in the north, but I've lived in the south for 30 years now. I like Atlanta. OTP is a nice place to visit, but I don't want to live there.
I have been known to wear a skin tight gold lame bodysuit because it is funny. I am shy in person, but shameless too.
I'm an internet-ordained minister and I've performed eleven weddings with two more coming up. One is in Vegas and I will be dressed as Elvis.
I am funny, demented, and slack