I'm kind of clueless about what to write here. I work at a
government job where I'm the "weird" IT guy. I love to take photos,
cook good food, drink good booze, watch good movies and hang out
with my friends. I used to be a voracious reader, but two years ago
I quit smoking and I seem to have trouble opening a book when I
don't take a smoke break to do it.
I was born in the north, but I've lived in the south for 30 years
now. I like Atlanta. OTP is a nice place to visit, but I don't want
to live there.
I have been known to wear a skin tight gold lame bodysuit because
it is funny. I am shy in person, but shameless too.
I'm an internet-ordained minister and I've performed eleven
weddings with two more coming up. One is in Vegas and I will be
dressed as Elvis.
I am funny, demented, and slack
What I’m doing with my life
I just bought my first house. I am going to convert it into a
really cool place to live, but first I need to mow the damn lawn. I
work in It during the day. I take photos when I can. I go to events
like Burning Man when I get the chance. I run a theme camp called
Camp SCIENCE! We run around in lab coats and yell at hippies.
Sometimes we sing songs at them.
I’m really good at
Not sleeping. Telling funny stories. Cooking. Photography. Getting
from point A to point B the fastest way possible. Building stuff
that breathes fire.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm big and bald. I tell insane drunken stories. I have a funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots and lots of all of them. I have several bookcases full of
books. Mostly SF. I have seen more movies than I can count. I have
hundreds of gigs of music. I am way too in love with food, so I'm a
The six things I could never do without
The internet. My Camera. Good food. Tasty drinks. My cat. My
friends. My other cat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What will keep me entertained this weekend. What I want to take
pictures of next. What to add to my Netflix queue. Where to go on
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find fun with my friends. Drinking at the Highlander.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm shy. I'll see a hundred interesting women on here but probably
never work up the nerve to message one.
You should message me if
You are willing to make the first move.