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ShadyGuy

32 Norwood, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me

My Details

Last Online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello there! My name is Rich. Before I try to sell myself here, you should know that my closest friends tell me (constantly) that I'm Rich...but not smooth. That should give you your first clue as to what type of person I am. I'd like to think that I can be smooth when I want to be, but I'm sure I usually end up being as smooth as sandpaper. Sandpaper can still be smooth, right? Well at least the other side can be anyway. I'm usually pretty laid back. I'm also usually goofy, unless the situation calls for me to be calm, cool and collected. C cubed.

I can a bit shy at first, I'll admit, but I tend to warm up to people fairly quickly, so be warned. I'm a huge movie buff, so if you are a movie fan, then that is definitely a plus. I'm also an aspiring (i.e. unsuccessful) screenwriter, so I have a large and wacky imagination that I usually put to good use. I'm a very good listener, and I love making people laugh...the latter explains the occasional goofiness.

I'm also a big music fan. Currently, I've been "macking out" to movie soundtracks and other orchestral music, but I also like techno, alternative music, some classic rock and the occasional rap song. Pretty diverse taste, if I say so myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working for a big text book publishing company. I love it! After first joining this site, I started as a customer service punching bag and I've risen up a few levels and now I'm completely satisfied! I might actually be the first person to really mean it when I say that I love my job!
I’m really good at
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Writing, making people laugh, stating randomly obscure facts that mean nothing in relation to the rest of society, video games, triva nights, baseball, football
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Fight Club (yes it was a book before it was a movie), Lord of the Rings, Dexter, Nerve Damage, The Dresden Files, The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit (an excellent book about trying to be your own person)

Favorite Movies: Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, Blade, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Dodgeball, Bladerunner, Aliens, V for Vendetta, Serenity, Casino Royale, Pirates of the Caribbean, 300, Die Hard, The Usual Suspects and so many, many more...

Favorite Music: Movie soundtracks, mostly (big shock there!), but I also listen to a lot of Alternative Music, techno and classic rock. My favorite bands/composers are Metallica, Disturbed, The Rolling Stones, Crystal Method, the Von Bondies, Paul Oakenfold, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, and Hans Zimmer.

Favorite Foods: Pizza, burgers, Lobster, and people (haha, just kidding...or am I?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Family 2) My Friends 3) My Car 4) My Computer 5) My TV 6) Donald Duck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the world would be like if we never found out who framed Roger Rabbit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out over a friends house, going out to dinner and/or a movie, or just hanging out at home reading, writing or watching TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once IMed a girl (that I was interested in) pictures of herself accidentally, thinking that I was sending them to one of my friends. Needless to say, things didn't work out with said girl. This is just another example of how I continue to earn the title of "Rich but not Smooth."
You should message me if
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You're looking for a fun guy to chat with or of you're looking to make a new friend! My story is simple: I work too much. It is hard for me to meet new people at work who live close enough to want to meet up and hang out. It's also tough to meet people who want to talk about something other than work! I love my job, but it is starting to take hold of my life...and it's about time I start taking it back!