It occurs that the transformation of any word ending in P into a world ending event is catchy as all fuck.

Courtesy of Cracked, the Peepocalypse!

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/7/35957.jpg?v=1

Vegetables overrunning civilization?  The Cropocalypse.

Unchecked theater grade materials?  The Propocalypse.

Corporate executives running rampant?  The Veepocalypse.

Chickens!  Noodles! Broth!  Death!  The Soupocalypse.

The waitstaff war brought on by excessively cheap patrons?  The Tipocalypse.

Doom by simultaneous percussive-hands-togetherness initiative?  The Clapocalypse

Small British cars?  The Coopocalypse (also, possibly, excessive Gary Coopers or chicken storage based warfare.  Not to be confused with the Co-opocalypse)

That is all.

Apologies to anyone randomly finding (retarded) crap in their inboxes, etc... One trip to the emergency room later, and 2 percocets into the day leaves a few filters.... off.