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33 Middletown, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Cynic seeks same for critical discourse, and boning.

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What I’m doing with my life
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I am a joyless person, which makes it difficult to connect with potential romantic partners through shared interests. Are you having trouble with your ennui? Do you, too, experience perpetual anhedonia? Call me.

I sometimes make video games and/or pop music.

Other than that, my life is kind-of consumed by elusive, chronic health problems that makes me feel horrible all the time. I've had a million diagnostic tests, but been diagnosed with nothing. This has been going on since I was in a car accident 12 years ago.

I keep some music I made at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My defeatist attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I tend to not keep up on TV, even with shows I like--I just prefer less passive entertainment--but here are some favorites: The Wire Breaking Bad LouieThe Young Turks China, IL

Occasionally, I'll go on a months-long wrestling kick, during which I'll watch WWE and NXT. Typically, said kick ends when the creative minds at WWE return the championship belt to its favorite place: the waist of John Cena. I'm a big fan of Paige, Bayley, Emma, Charlotte, Alexa Bliss, Big Cass, Enzo Amore Sami Zayn, Danial Byran (Of course. Who isn't?), and, most of all, Cesaro.

Food: I eat meat, but prefer General Tso's tofu to his chicken.

Drink: coffee water beer liquor You know--grownup stuff.

Music:Ben Folds; Chris Cornell; Mindless Self Indulgence; OverClocked ReMix; Rob Dougan; MC Frontalot; Tom Waits Shnabubula Bit Rat Thelonious Monk Nobuo Uematsu Alph Lyra Koji Kondo The Civil Wars Psilodump edIT Jonathon Coulton Immaculate MachinesSchaffer the Darklord; Nullsleep; Weezer; Ozma; Justin Townes Earle; Gorrilaz; I Come to Shanghai; Casiotone for the Painfully Alone; Alex Winston; Studio Killers Young the Giant The Grammar Club

And the band I've listened to more than any other during the past year, Everything Everything.

Video Games: Mass Effect Street Fighter Left 4 Dead Chrono Trigger Chrono Cross Final Fantasy VI Super Mario Bros. 3 Final Fantasy Final Fantasy IV Final Fantasy VI Kodu: Indie Game Lab Quake 3 Open Arena Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Resident Evil Outbreak Wii Sports Mega Man 9 King of Fighters 98 Uno Grand Theft Auto IV Rogue Legacy Parappa the Rapper

Been playing a lot of Pay Day 2 lately.

Also, I've been known to fux with Sonar is my DAW of choice. I'm also into Famitracker and MODPlug for oldschooltracking, and GameMaker for makin' the vidya.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cakewalk, Famitracker, Chrome, GameMaker, Steam, and LAMEDrop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel. Everything is wrong. I have to go back and fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every day is Sunday, when you're unemployed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's a secret to everybody.
You should message me if
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If you're a negative person, tired of pretending to be positive. And, also, you want to bone.

Or you fap to Tumblr.