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Shaelbopp

33 Middletown, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cynic seeks same for mutually assured discontent, and boning.

I would describe my ideal partner as "sweatpants in a non-sweatpants environment."

For additional information, see my Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShaelRiley
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a joyless wretch, which makes it difficult to connect with potential romantic partners through shared interests. Are you having trouble with your ennui? Do you, too, experience perpetual anhedonia? Call me.

I sometimes make video games and/or pop music.

Other than that, my life is kind-of consumed by elusive, chronic health problems that makes me feel horrible all the time. I've had a million diagnostic tests, but been diagnosed with nothing. This has been going on since I was in a car accident 12 years ago.

I keep some music I made at http://shaelriley.bandcamp.com/

I keep some other music and some apps I made at http://shaelriley.com/

And, I have a YouTube channel., which I keep changing the focus of. It has videos of me playing guitar, commentating on obscure video games, and narrating drawings I did in MS Paint.

https://www.youtube.com/user/ShaelRiley/videos.

Primarily, though, I'm waiting to die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The long con.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My defeatist attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dungeon Master's Guide
Music: Everything Everything
Food: Lasagna. I am Garfield.
Shows: Archer, Bojack Horseman, Trailer Park Boys, Louie

I don't have the attention span for movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is the stupidest question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel. Everything is wrong. I have to go back and fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every day is Sunday, when you're unemployed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have not had a real job since 2008.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wear sweatpants in non-sweatpant environments.