Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cynic seeks same for mutually assured discontent, and boning.
I would describe my ideal partner as "sweatpants in a
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What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dungeon Master's Guide
Music: Everything Everything
Food: Lasagna. I am Garfield.
Shows: Archer, Bojack Horseman, Trailer Park Boys, Louie
I don't have the attention span for movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is the stupidest question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel. Everything is wrong. I have to go back and fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every day is Sunday, when you're unemployed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have not had a real job since 2008.
You should message me if
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You wear sweatpants in non-sweatpant environments.
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