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33 • Middletown, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–39
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 8:51pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Less than $20,000
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently)
I would describe my ideal partner as "sweatpants in a non-sweatpants environment."
For additional information, see my Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShaelRiley
I sometimes make video games and/or pop music.
Other than that, my life is kind-of consumed by elusive, chronic health problems that makes me feel horrible all the time. I've had a million diagnostic tests, but been diagnosed with nothing. This has been going on since I was in a car accident 12 years ago.
I keep some music I made at http://shaelriley.bandcamp.com/
I keep some other music and some apps I made at http://shaelriley.com/
And, I have a YouTube channel., which I keep changing the focus of. It has videos of me playing guitar, commentating on obscure video games, and narrating drawings I did in MS Paint.
Primarily, though, I'm waiting to die.
Music: Everything Everything
Food: Lasagna. I am Garfield.
Shows: Archer, Bojack Horseman, Trailer Park Boys, Louie
I don't have the attention span for movies.
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