Willkommen auf meinem Profil. Betreten auf eigene Gefahr.
Fáilte chuig mo phróifíl, cuir isteach ar do phriacal féin.
Walcome tae me profile, entir att yer ain perell.
Welcome to my profile, enter at your own risk.
(If you're here for the erotic poetry, skip to the "Friday Night" section.)
After being here for a while, I've found that very few girls react negatively to the type of relationship I am interested in. Most accept and understand it even if it is not what they are looking for. Therefore, I am removing the disclaimer and apologetic opening and am going to re-describe myself and what I am looking for.
The Basics of My Intentions
What am I here for? The best way I can describe it is this: I want a temporary girlfriend with physical intimacy as the basis. Kind of like NSA, but closer to “a very thin and easily broken string attached.” It is important that the girl be interested in sex as much as I. But, I also want a female friend to talk to and spend time with. I enjoy intimacy and sexuality, but I also enjoy dates and conversation.
If you don't know me I am: Blunt, open, and decisive.
After you meet me I am: Unique, interesting, and fun
Unexpectedly, I can be: Honest, tender, and affectionate.
Adversely, I am often: Argumentative, domineering, and intolerable.
Physically, I am not a small guy. I am one of the stronger men I know personally, but my muscular build is coated by a padded shell. However, my flexibility, stamina, and cardiovascular abilities can be impressive. My last picture may give you a good idea.
Please don't waste our time.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I am not looking for a girl to impress and try to “win over.” If you want what I want, our long term goals, life lessons, politics, grandparents genealogy, religion, hereditary conditions, etc., all may be interesting discussion, but should not matter in the long run. Why? Because the long run is short term.
Here's the best I can do to describe it. I don't want a girl to take the time to get to know me, message me, text me, and meet me for a date, all the while never having any intention of sleeping with me. It's like lining up a series of interviews for a job, but never intending to work.
If we meet up it is important to know that that the most important thing how well we can get along together, and how well we click. And once we move onto the next step, it matters how good the sex is.
What am I NOT looking for?
Pen pals (writing only goes so far)
One night stands (the first time is never the best and I’m a fan of multiple sequels)
Polyamory (I can handle you alone, I’m not a backup. Nor do I need it.)
Helping you please your wife (I'm sorry you can’t do that on your own, take a class, it’s really not that hard).
My specific sexual dislikes are covered later.
Did you say... Dates?
Yes, I enjoy taking girls on dates. Pretty much anything that is considered a standard date aside from bar hopping. I honestly don’t know when going to loud and crowded bars filled with desperate and intoxicated people became a good way to spend quality time with someone you are interested in.
Some other good ones can be bowling, museums, walking in the park, road trips, etc.
I don’t get it. Why?
I’ve heard “You seem pretty nice, funny, and like a decent guy. Why don’t you just get a girlfriend?” The answer? I have. They screwed me over, and screwed me up. I’ve been a “good guy” long enough. Now I just want to have some fun and variety. I’ll get back to my “good guy” roots eventually.
A few details.
I am attracted to nerds/geeks/punks. I am/was a little bit of each, and if you are one, that's a plus. Tattoos and a few tasteful piercings are also a plus.
Yes, I have a vehicle (it's sad that this is an issue for guys) and would actually prefer to travel 15-70 +/- miles for a rendezvous. The mileage can stretch if we click well over emails. If you have your own place, that'd be best. I am not interested in spending 200$ every weekend on hotels as I'd prefer to spend that on the actual dates.
See "You should message me if" section at the end of profile.
This is where I used to spell out a list (more like a detailed explanation of six different aspects) of my sexual likes and touched on my dislikes. To shorten this section, I have relocated it all to the bottom of my profile in a bit more fitting place.
Other details not pertinent to my search criteria.
There is much that the rest of my profile does not show. I am a bit of a nerd, and most of my friends are nerds. I play a nerdy card game, I read comics, I debate the attributes of characters in said comics when held in comparison to other characters of like abilities, I memorize useless trivia that most of the time no one cares about. But, despite my affinity to geekosities, I apparently am quite funny and fun to be around. It's hard for me to put that without feeling like I'm bragging about something, but it's simply pure information.
I - 56%, N - 10%, T - 52%, J - 36%.
(I'm not the kind of introvert that can't converse. On the contrary. I will talk your ear off about nearly everything. I just don't like loads of people or crowded places.)