Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Shane, and I'm an asshole. You can stop reading now. No?
Still here? Ok, well in that case. I'm not REALLY an asshole, just
fun. I love life, reading, drinking, and spending time with people
I like. Are you one of those people? Who knows, but let's find out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to own a hookah lounge but sold it about a year ago and am
now a successful day trader. I've worked hard to get where I am in
life and would love to meet someone who's similarly driven. I'm
also a licensed realtor but have my license mainly to continue to
invest in real estate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a classical pianist and have played since I was 4. I also used
to be a professional magician, I don't do that anymore but I'm
still good at anything involving my hands. Can solve a rubik's cube
in under a minute, also can do it blindfolded. I also can do memory
stunts and can remember the order of a deck of cards after looking
at it once. I like to read, like to cook, and in general am
constantly trying to further who I am as a person, and struggle to
meet people who are similarly driven.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The scar I have over my left eyebrow, my confidence (Which can come
across as arrogance at times), and the fact that I'm not shy or
intimidated by anything or anyone. I don't believe in awkward
moments, only awkward people. I tend to intimidate people and
sometimes people think I'm a dick, but I'm a softy when it comes to
people who have my respect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Call me boring, but I love non-fiction. I love to learn, so I read
a lot of books on business, real estate, and self-improvement. As
for movies, anything with Will Smith in it, he's a great actor.
Music varies a lot, I like anything but country. Specifically
Flobots, Hollywood Undead, Blue October, Eminem, and Afroman. So
yeah, not one specific genre. For food, I love asian food. Chicken
curry and beef domburi are two favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My brain (I'd die without that)
Everything else I could probably live without if they put my brain
in a cryogenic lab and preserve it for future generations like in
Futurama. Though having a penis is nice, I'd probably miss sex if
that was cut off in some freak accident.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Those chocolate chip cookie pies from pizza hut. Damn those things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the
world! That or I'm just smoking hookah and drinking while deciding
what cool renovations to do to my condo. Currently in the process
of repainting my condo, replacing the carpet, and making it look
like the ultimate bachelor pad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tiny penis, and am horrible in bed. Seriously, you don't
want to have sex with me I promise. I last like...10 seconds, and
that's on a good day. Maybe that'll get you girls to stop trying to
sleep with me.
You should message me if
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