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  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 1:04am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Two-year college
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi there! It's a pleasure to show you a bit of myself. I live near downtown Rocky Mount but find myself in Roanoke quite a bit.

I have an odd but endearing sense of humor. I try do what I feel is the right thing most the time,

I am unique, quirky, and mildly scatterbrained.

The past year or so I've been doing a lot of stand-up comedy, nothing paid but I'm getting better at it. Though I think I have made a lot of in roads for when I'm ready for prime time, and I actually enjoy this as opposed to any job I've worked in my life.

I'm also into art and photography. My favorite things to create are mixed media collages using all sorts of random materials. I'm also into digital art and graphic design; in fact that's what I do for a living.

Love playing video games as well when I have a free minute.

If you're curious about anything else, feel free to ask any questions and I'll gladly answer them for you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently messing around with doing stand-up, been doing it for the past year or so and hopefully will start getting paid gigs soon. Till then I'm just hitting the few open mics I know about locally.

I draw and do a little freelance here and there.

I'm getting some experience under my belt so that I can hopefully get a even better job one day in the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games that require more skill than luck... anything that requires negotiations and interaction.

I'm incredibly artistic and I'm told I have a knack for it.

I'm good at photography as well, always looking for something or someone pretty to shoot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They change color fairly often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: The Divine Comedy, The Mysterious Stranger, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, Transmetropolitan.

MOVIES: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Kung Fu Hustle, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Dead Alive (aka: Brain Dead), Clerks, Clerks 2, Snatch, The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Postal... in a guilty pleasure kinda way.

TELEVISION: Batman the Animated series, I.T. Crowd, Mythbusters, Reno 911!, Daily Show, Scrubs, Mst3k, Regular Show, random History Channel stuff, Breaking Bad (Malcolm's dad + Cooking Meth=hilarity), Frisky Dingo, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Kids in the Hall.

MUSIC: They Might Be Giants, Dead Kennedys, Dropkick Murphys, Billy Idol, FEAR, Johnny Cash, older Green Day, DEVO, Mos Giganticus.

FOOD: Cheese pizza, Ham, Turkey, Bacon & Mozzarella on toasted sourdough, Hamburgers, Hibachi cooked steak & shrimp, Mom's fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Supportive people in my life.
2. Food & Water
3. Mixed media collages
4. My eyes
5. My camera
6. Being myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my future may hold, people I care about, art, funny and or annoying things about the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or just relaxing after a long work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I accidentally lit a stuffed deer ass on fire trying to figure out the color of the glass eye in it's sphincter... I put it out pretty quickly though. ;-) Ow, and of course the damn thing was brown.

This all occurred during a secret mission that was given to me by the Queen as well, I've been allowed to talk about it here though.
You should message me if
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If you are in decent shape and want to go for a walk, get drinks/dinner/coffee, or just hang out, we will get to know each other better.