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Shar1R

34 F Bet Shemesh, Israel

My Details

Last Online
Mar 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't do well with mandatory (tell me what to do, eh?!), yet oddly enough I had a very successful military career, go figure. I'm a little annoyed that I have no capacity to change the fact that this site "relocates" you to JERUSALEM, OHIO when you put in JERUSALEM, ISRAEL...[most of the cities in the world, yet they have Jerusalem, Ohio?!?!? and no Jerusalem, Israel. Argggh.] So my Cliff Notes (you can download it for free right here...see that?). Obviously I don't know how to answer any question like a normal human being. I like punks, badasses, and smarty-pants. Ramblers, get ramblin.

MY LITTLE CORNER OF OPINIONS I like rhyming phrases like holus-bolus and niminy-piminy. I think some morning radio djs try a little too hard to be funny. On that note, I don't have one radio station in my area that I really like. I think Hank Azaria can do anything and get a chuckle out of me. [Well, besides the token Uprising type film]. I don't do vegetable cakes. (Rhubarb?!?) I hate myself for never learning to play an instrument. Straight vodka is the vilest form of alcohol. I have trouble respecting artists who don't write their music, ummm, a lot of people have nice voices, else the whole American Idol phenomenon would've been a flop....what makes you special?! Also, it really ires me when groups get famous off of a remake, what is that?? We know the song was good, otherwise it wouldn't have been a hit 20 years ago, and still be going strong...what gives you the right to get famous off of someone else's gift? You can never have enough chocolate. I'm fairly certain I will NEVER find the charcoal pants my heart so desires. Although, I really don't think the aforementioned charcoal pants will be that which brings me ultimate happiness, eventually. Olives do a soul good. And salty is definitely preferable to sweet. The smell of frying onions is perfection. Obviously, I'm pretty hungry right now.



I am rambunctious, sardonic, and pert
I’m really good at
Ignoring stupid questions. (Really, I promise. I am, I am).
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmmmm, certainly my overwhelming charm and charisma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would just like to comment on the fact that the Dark Tower test was not so fair. For those of us who don't know how to read hardcover books (they're too heavy, and they fall closed, and there's no real comfortable position you can read 'em in....grrr. Um, I'm seeking counseling), then we must await the paperback versions of the last three volumes. SO NO I HAVEN'T READ WOLVES OF THE CALLA YET!!! Loser, loser, loser....I should be sent west, I have failed. Alas...

Update....so I've read Wolves of the Calla (hardcover and all, I persevered...), however my test score hasn't improved. I'm more than a little troubled by this.

Lines I like, from an assortment of media. While I can see how it would be kinda hard to gauge the profundity of each of these quotes individually when they're all jumbled together in this mish-mash; I like to consider it something like found poetry:

"Birds flyin' high, you know how I feel. Sun in the sky, you know how I feel. Breeze driftin' on by, you know how I feel�.It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me�..and I'm feelin' good." -NS

"Don't let the man get you down." -RC

"The welts of your scorn, my love, give me more. Send whips of opinion down my back, give me more. Well it's you I've waited my life to see�It's you I've searched so hard for." -JB

"Imagination is like a memory of stuff that never happened." -DtM

"A world is supported by four things: The learning of the wise, the justice of the great, the prayers of the righteous, and the valor of the brave." -FH

"K, he's a man from outer space, and we're taking him to his space ship. 'Can't he just beam up?' This is reality, Greg."

"Brother, we can't stop the violence; because the war is not over, until you feel love, peace, and hear silence. But I smell gunpowder." -WJ

"My mom called the police to ask them to look for our lost dog. The police don't have time to be looking for lost dogs; they should be out catching robbers and murderers. It would serve her right if she were killed while they're out looking for the dog." -AM

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends." -RB

"O my love! My wife! Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty: Thou art not conquer'd;" -WS

"And when things start to happen, don't worry. Don't stew. Just go right along. You'll start happening too." -DS

The brambles and thorns grew thick and thicker in a ticking thicket of bickering crickets." - JT

"Never throw lima beans at someone who is expecting peas." -JBS

I'll look to like...if, looking liking move.

Oh yes....and still, it moooooves.

The six things I could never do without
This site.

Its questions.

Anything derived from the two of these.

24. (It can so happen!! It is not completely far-fetched to be shot in the neck and walk out of the hospital 2 hours later. UPDATE Whilst my love for the show remains fervent, bordering unhealthy addiction....I must say it perturbs me not just a bit to find that Jack Bauer says NUCULER!! I thought that phenomenon was permanently abolished from civilization ages ago.).

My toothbrush.

Q-tips. (I'd rather not get into that)



Am I even supposed to comment on the fact that this out of context?!?! (I know what you're up to OkCupid, and I can take it. Bring it on punks) This looks totally bizarre (but not completely unintriguing), like I don't always think about my toothbrush, sometimes I mix it up a bit and think about my satin-glide floss.

On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping Shabbat. Those who don't understand, don't bother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Djinnphiz mispelled of and substance.

It never ceases....keep is really such a simple word to actually mispell, Macros, I'm rather appalled. And I think you may have forgotten the word from before the word Jerusalem, and after the word woman.

I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can spell, or if you can stand to be verbally abused if you can't.