But you, dear reader, perhaps you are different. Perhaps you are as askew from this mold as I, thinking that an emphasis on diversity brings division, a celebration of victimhood brings stagnation. Or, maybe you don't, but can at least accept one who thinks differently.
I am an honest man, a principled man. I think these are unusual qualities, although of course my principles are unusual. So, come, fellow libertines, let us celebrate our brief lives and silken skins for so long as we have them!