Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
•I like to think I have the mind of an analyst and the heart of an
artist and I enjoy the company of those like minded and like
hearted in equal measure.
•I consider myself to be a news and information junkie. My twitter
is filled with news outlets that range from The Economist to The
Village Voice and from The Huffington Post to The Drudge Report. I
love discussing interesting things I read with people.
•In my free time I like to travel and I can assure you that my
passport has the requisite number of stamps in it to have an
/*A full list of countries I've been to is available upon
•When not traveling or feeding my news and information addiction, I
like to listen to music and watch movies. I am into pretty much any
kind of rock, and I love going to concerts.
•I have also recently discovered a love for British television that
makes me think I have been living on the wrong side of the pond all
•I am an avid runner and I have finished a few half marathons. I
especially enjoy running races that benifit local charities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Modeling, but not the kind that occurs on a runway. I create
advanced statistical forecasting models.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Folding. Seriously, my folding skills will blow your mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first thing people usually notice about me is I'm shy or that
I'm sort of small. They generally revise their opinion on my
shyness once they get to know me but probably not about the small
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I sometimes skip reading this on other people's profile
A) I think some people write down every movie they have ever seen/
book they ever read/ band they listened to.
B) I am not of the school of thought that thinks that what you like
is more important than what you are like.
"Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?"
"The Picture of Dorian Gray"
"The Tao of Pooh"
Wet Hot American Summer
and my all time favorite... Annie Hall
The Rolling Stones
The Counting Crows
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is really more six things that I like a lot than it is six
things I couldn't live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How to beat the system.
-Wondering what other people spend their time thinking about.
-If anyone is reading this.
-What my reply color is. So, if you want to send me a message but
you don't know what to say let me know what it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights I try to walk instead of riding the subway after work
and discover what I can along the way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I think I really have my sh*t together and then Whole
Foods will be out of the kind of yogurt I like or I'll miss the
subway by a minute and I'll wonder what the f*ck I'm doing with my
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 30–44
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is your idea of the perfect relationship too...
They split the bills.
He has hobbies.
She has hobbies.
He leaves her alone to her hobbies.
She leaves him alone to his.
At night they stream movies together on Netflix.
He makes her a sandwich.
She gives him a back rub.
They joke about how the people they know are stupid.
They laugh together.
They have amazing sex.
Days off are spent ordering takeout and surfing the web together,
playing games together, or going outside to do stuff like:
Get coffee and make fun of strangers.
Eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere.
Go to the movies.
Take a walk.
She surprises him with the occasional BJ in the morning.
He responds by making her breakfast.
They respect one another by never cheating.
Never judge one another.
They trust each other.
They have cute arguments like who's turn it is to do the dishes or
what answers don't count in Scattergories.
They're a team.
A two person gang that nobody else is allowed to join.
It's them vs. everyone else.
/*I adapted this from something I found on the internet. I would
credit the original author if I had any idea who it was*/
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