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SharkSafteyYes

32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A lightning bolt struck a lonely tree on the top of an isolated mountain and it turned into a white kid. Raised by an assortment of chipmunks, squirrels, rabbits and other small creatures the kid learned how to shred on guitar, photoshop images, and feed ducks in duck ponds (where they belong). I gave that kid a high-five one time when i was out hiking and it was the most the memorable experience of my life.

That's the first thing that came to my mind and it's entirely fictional.

I know i spelled my name wrong, but im not gonna pay to change it...
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished up an Engineering degree at Oregon Tech where my focus was on Renewable Energy. I just got a job for the summer. I hope to make a ton of money for the next two months then I want to go adventure around in the late summer and fall. (travel buddies/partners hit me up!) Last summer I went to Tanzania to instal solar power systems on schools and medical dispensaries in poor rural communities. Hopefully the next adventure is equally as rewarding and fun.
I’m really good at
joking around in a fun playful and laughy kinda way. yeah... important things.
Things i think I'm really good at include:
playing music
drawing comics
cooking
inventing
painting jupiter
futsal
soccer
math
growing beards...

I like to make things.
I like costume parties. Recently I made a giant volcano out of paper mache and put it into a shopping cart to push around town erupting confetti and diet coke mentos explosions everywhere for the Urban Iditarod.

Before that a friend and I made a bunch of confetti cannons for a big new years eve dance party. It was like everyone was in a Kesha video (but older).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the president treasure hunter... Or my giant diamond (fake) belt buckle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't watch a ton of movies, but American Astronaut, and Wizard People, are pretty fucking high on the list. A few years ago i downloaded a french version of The Matrix and re-subtitled the entire movie to make it Mormons (smiths) vs a rag tag group of pirate radio DJ's who where always tripping out on drugs (Neo, Morpheus and the gang). So i guess I like that.
Anything about science i'll read. Right now I'm reading "Imagine: How Creativity Works" by Jonah Lehrer (its great!).

I LIKE food. Lots of food. good food. Mostly kale and burritos.

Music... I like anything from hipster indie rock to electronica to top 40's to folk and old timey stuff. I hate jazz, because its too smart for me. And i hate blues because its too predictable. And by hate I mean i am entirely tolerant of it, but i would never choose to put it on myself.

I'm way into podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Risk.
The six things I could never do without
my toothbrush (with unlimited ammo)
Jars that you can fit your whole hand into. (I don't know why they even make glasses you cant! How do you clean them?)
time to appreciate the awesome things that are constantly going on all the time.
I really like my bike, but i could do without it, but... it counts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be safe around sharks, and then drawing comics about it.
Mountains, Jupiter, the Ocean, satellites, orbits, escaping, jokes, sandwiches, burritos, how burritos are better then sandwiches but sandwiches still fill a very important role. ...
What one shark would say to another shark if they were drinking pals.
Where my next meal is coming from and in what form it will take.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends! ... and that's kinda the problem. I've been in town for a while and now i have a lot of friends in all kinds of different groups... But then I'm always going to meet friends places and i don't meet new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm friends with Richard Simmons on facebook and I LOVE Maru the cat videos...
Actually everyone knows that about me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know where the final clue is.
Or if you have the antidote.
Or if you want to help me find them.
Or if you are the clue... that would just fucking blow my mind!

... Or if you just want to help make sandwiches for the adventure and break a champagne bottle on my bicycle.

Or, ...dates!