Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lightning bolt struck a lonely tree on the top of an isolated
mountain and it turned into a white kid. Raised by an assortment of
chipmunks, squirrels, rabbits and other small creatures the kid
learned how to shred on guitar, photoshop images, and feed ducks in
duck ponds (where they belong). I gave that kid a high-five one
time when i was out hiking and it was the most the memorable
experience of my life.
That's the first thing that came to my mind and it's entirely
I know i spelled my name wrong, but im not gonna pay to change
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just finished up an Engineering degree at Oregon Tech where my
focus was on Renewable Energy. I just got a job for the summer. I
hope to make a ton of money for the next two months then I want to
go adventure around in the late summer and fall. (travel
buddies/partners hit me up!) Last summer I went to Tanzania to
instal solar power systems on schools and medical dispensaries in
poor rural communities. Hopefully the next adventure is equally as
rewarding and fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
joking around in a fun playful and laughy kinda way. yeah...
Things i think I'm really good at include:
I like to make things.
I like costume parties. Recently I made a giant volcano out of
paper mache and put it into a shopping cart to push around town
erupting confetti and diet coke mentos explosions everywhere for
the Urban Iditarod.
Before that a friend and I made a bunch of confetti cannons for a
big new years eve dance party. It was like everyone was in a Kesha
video (but older).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm the president treasure hunter... Or my giant diamond (fake)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't watch a ton of movies, but American Astronaut, and Wizard
People, are pretty fucking high on the list. A few years ago i
downloaded a french version of The Matrix and re-subtitled the
entire movie to make it Mormons (smiths) vs a rag tag group of
pirate radio DJ's who where always tripping out on drugs (Neo,
Morpheus and the gang). So i guess I like that.
Anything about science i'll read. Right now I'm reading "Imagine:
How Creativity Works" by Jonah Lehrer (its great!).
I LIKE food. Lots of food. good food. Mostly kale and
Music... I like anything from hipster indie rock to electronica to
top 40's to folk and old timey stuff. I hate jazz, because its too
smart for me. And i hate blues because its too predictable. And by
hate I mean i am entirely tolerant of it, but i would never choose
to put it on myself.
I'm way into podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Risk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my toothbrush (with unlimited ammo)
Jars that you can fit your whole hand into. (I don't know why they
even make glasses you cant! How do you clean them?)
time to appreciate the awesome things that are constantly going on
all the time.
I really like my bike, but i could do without it, but... it counts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be safe around sharks, and then drawing comics about
Mountains, Jupiter, the Ocean, satellites, orbits, escaping, jokes,
sandwiches, burritos, how burritos are better then sandwiches but
sandwiches still fill a very important role. ...
What one shark would say to another shark if they were drinking
Where my next meal is coming from and in what form it will take.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends! ... and that's kinda the problem. I've been in
town for a while and now i have a lot of friends in all kinds of
different groups... But then I'm always going to meet friends
places and i don't meet new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm friends with Richard Simmons on facebook and I LOVE Maru the
Actually everyone knows that about me.
You should message me if
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You know where the final clue is.
Or if you have the antidote.
Or if you want to help me find them.
Or if you are the clue... that would just fucking blow my
... Or if you just want to help make sandwiches for the adventure
and break a champagne bottle on my bicycle.
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