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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 7
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people mistake me for a pessimist. I'm just an optimist who refuses to ignore reality.

I see maturity as the white wash, dull, dehumanized life it truly is.

Our government is out of date.

The semester I smoked the most 🍁 in, I got a 4.0 (while working third shift).

Something created the universe. Even the Big Bang required the two initial particles to collide.. Where the fuck did they come from?

These are the things floating around in my head. Feel free just to ask what I'm currently thinking about. That'll give you one hell of a conversation starter..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduating from Ohio State this summer with a Bachelors in Architecture (finally). Setting up shop in Houston with a friend going to Rice. Starting my climb up that salary ladder at FedEx Ground. Sights set on an engineer position. After reaching financial stability start my own business or two..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lists.
Random thoughts.
Cooking (up for debate).
Going days without sleep.
Bullshitting studio reviews.
Gutter balls.
High fives.
Growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perky nipples.
If you watch Craig Ferguson that may not seem so awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dan Brown, anything architecture, or most popular novels.

Movies: Any. I have a scary large movie collection.

Shows: Craig Ferguson, HIMYM, Walking Dead, New Girl, Arrested Development, House, Duck Dynasty, Mad Men, or anything on HGTV.

Music: Most anything short of heavy metal or rap. I even have the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.

Food: Any good home cooked meal. And broccoli. Love me some broccoli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Hope
5. Inspiration
2. Sense of belonging
6. Determination
1. Love
4. Curiosity

7. Ohio State football. I sometimes watch old games in the off-season to feed my withdraws.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a cauldron of arbitrary thoughts.

"When was the last time I ate?" comes up a lot when I'm bogged down with school work. The answer can range anywhere from 6 hours to 36. Not even kidding.

How to get rich and be able to retire before I'm 30. Still possible. Just sayin.

Where the hell did I park?

Why things are designed the way they are.

When it is appropriate to use an exclamation mark. Hyper people use exclamation marks. And so do crazy people..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work. Who doesn't love third shift?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty open, but I can say that when I was younger, I stole an "I love Jesus" button from my cousin. Irony at its finest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you embody of the following,
-Simple heart
-Complex mind
You don't wrap your life with a thick blanket of bullshit and drama.
You're a down to earth, fun loving girl.
And most importantly, relentless drive to better understand yourself and the world around you.