Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Profile on hold**
Moving to Houston at the end of the summer. Not really looking for
anything long term until then.
As if a box will suffice to illustrate ones own life and the
influences that have guided them to blossom from the individual
they are now. Bullshit. I've never been an "inside the box" kind of
character. When was the last time you walked up to somebody and
asked for their "self-summary"?
How about this, if you want to know my life story, though I'm not
promising a thrilling novel, send a message. Oh, and for the
record, a simple "hello" or "hey" is fine. I've never understood
why so many people on here detest such a conversation starter. I'm
curious how you greet your friends then?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduating from Ohio State this summer with a Bachelors in
Architecture (finally). Setting up shop in Houston with a friend
going to Rice. Starting my climb up that salary ladder at FedEx
Ground. Sights set on an engineer position.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (up for debate).
Going days without sleep.
Bullshitting studio reviews.
Growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perky nipples.
If you watch Craig Ferguson that may not seem so awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dan Brown, anything architecture, or most popular
Movies: Any. I have a scary large movie collection.
Shows: Craig Ferguson, HIMYM, Walking Dead, New Girl, Arrested
Development, House, Duck Dynasty, Mad Men, or anything on
Music: Most anything short of heavy metal or rap. I even have the
Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.
Food: Any good home cooked meal. And broccoli. Love me some
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Sense of belonging
7. Ohio State football. I sometimes watch old games in the
off-season to feed my withdraws.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a cauldron of arbitrary thoughts.
"When was the last time I ate?" comes up a lot when I'm bogged down
with school work. The answer can range anywhere from 6 hours to 36.
Not even kidding.
How to get rich and be able to retire before I'm 30. Still
possible. Just sayin.
Where the hell did I park?
Why things are designed the way they are.
When it is appropriate to use an exclamation mark. Hyper people use
exclamation marks. And so do crazy people..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work. Who doesn't love third shift?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty open, but I can say that when I was younger, I stole an
"I love Jesus" button from my cousin. Irony at its finest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you want out of life and you're doing your damnedest
to get it.
The whole your/you're there/their/they're thing, yeah, a lot of
people include this. But I'm a bit of a grammar nazi.
You want a real relationship and (inevitably, in the future of
course) a family.
You don't wrap your life with a thick blanket of bullshit and
You're a down to earth, simple, sweet, fun loving girl.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.