Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people mistake me for a pessimist. I'm just an optimist who
refuses to ignore reality.
I see maturity as the white wash, dull, dehumanized life it truly
Our government is out of date.
The semester I smoked the most 🍁 in, I got a 4.0 (while working
Something created the universe. Even the Big Bang required the two
initial particles to collide.. Where the fuck did they come
These are the things floating around in my head. Feel free just to
ask what I'm currently thinking about. That'll give you one hell of
a conversation starter..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduating from Ohio State this summer with a Bachelors in
Architecture (finally). Setting up shop in Houston with a friend
going to Rice. Starting my climb up that salary ladder at FedEx
Ground. Sights set on an engineer position. After reaching
financial stability start my own business or two..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (up for debate).
Going days without sleep.
Bullshitting studio reviews.
Growing a beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perky nipples.
If you watch Craig Ferguson that may not seem so awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Dan Brown, anything architecture, or most popular
Movies: Any. I have a scary large movie collection.
Shows: Craig Ferguson, HIMYM, Walking Dead, New Girl, Arrested
Development, House, Duck Dynasty, Mad Men, or anything on
Music: Most anything short of heavy metal or rap. I even have the
Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.
Food: Any good home cooked meal. And broccoli. Love me some
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Sense of belonging
7. Ohio State football. I sometimes watch old games in the
off-season to feed my withdraws.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind is a cauldron of arbitrary thoughts.
"When was the last time I ate?" comes up a lot when I'm bogged down
with school work. The answer can range anywhere from 6 hours to 36.
Not even kidding.
How to get rich and be able to retire before I'm 30. Still
possible. Just sayin.
Where the hell did I park?
Why things are designed the way they are.
When it is appropriate to use an exclamation mark. Hyper people use
exclamation marks. And so do crazy people..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work. Who doesn't love third shift?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty open, but I can say that when I was younger, I stole an
"I love Jesus" button from my cousin. Irony at its finest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you embody of the following,
You don't wrap your life with a thick blanket of bullshit and
You're a down to earth, fun loving girl.
And most importantly, relentless drive to better understand
yourself and the world around you.
Who are you looking for?
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