I want to be a rock 'n' roll star without having to be a star.
Is it possible to be a rock 'n' roll?

Wasting it thinking of brilliant comebacks twenty minutes after they'd have been useful.

Playing lots of musical instruments.
It's about all I do.
I'm quite good at mocking the afflicted too.

Well, the hair has been drastically reduced now so to compensate I have began cultivating a beard which is generally what people now notice about me.

Books: The Odyssey, The Illyad, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 1984, Vernon God Little, Crome Yellow, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Importance of Being Ernest, Catcher in the Rye, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Are You Dave Gorman?, Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure.

Movies: Amelie, Dogma, The Firm (Gary Oldman, not Tom Cruise), The Usual Suspects, A Wonderful Life, Alien, Ronin, Leon, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Memento, The Machinist.

Music: Sigur Ros, Elbow, These Animal Men, The Cooper Temple Clause, Arcade Fire, Tom Vek, British Sea Power, God Speed You! Black Emperor, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Mew, A Silver Mt. Zion, The Zutons, Boxer Rebellion, Ed Harcourt, James Yorkston, The Stone Roses, Inspiral Carpets, Happy Mondays, The Charlatans, Super Furry Animals, My Bloody Valentine, Tortoise, Depeche Mode, New Order, Joy Division, The Small Faces, The Kinks, Wayne Smith, Beck, Redjetson, Hope of the States, Interpol, The Cure, Jeff Buckley, and a whole load more.

Food: Greek, Thai, Chinese, Italian, in that order.

My little girl.
My brother.
My friends.
My guitars.
My good lady.
My books.

...whether considering the possibility of Gerrard dropping in behind Rooney as a lone striker and pulling Barry into the centre of midfield alongside Lampard is worth losing sleep over.

Playing a gig/watching a band.
Who am I kidding?
I'm too old for that sort of thing now.
A tatty old paperback and an Ovaltine me thinks.

I'm Spartacus.

...what you plan to say is likely to merit a response.