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Sharpenedguy

32 / M / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:47pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Not a fun of summaries so I'm going to just throw out random facts that should get the same point across.

I love game night. Sometimes game night involves party games like Apples to Apples or Cards Against Humanity. Sometimes it involves serious board games like Ascension, Small World, or Pandemic. Sometimes it involves sitting in a stadium/arena with friends.

People who don't really know me think I'm quiet and serious. People who do know me know that's not the case at all.

I enjoy cooking and am usually looking to find new and interesting recipes. My Chipotle Apple Chicken Breasts are delicious. I will admit that I often have to take the batteries out of the smoke detector after making a new meal.

I'm originally from Buffalo. I'm still loyal to my teams, awful as though they may be.

I play soccer on Sunday nights. I don't exactly play well, but I'm working on that, and it's all in good fun.

I'm good with useless facts. Occasionally, I even show an aptitude for useful facts.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an Auditing Supervisor for a program management company dealing with TaxiCard programs. Sound exciting? Didn't think so. But I work on a program that provides transportation for disadvantaged and disabled Baltimore residents while saving the government money in the process. On top of that, I'm running a department that has doubled in size within the past year, get to face new challenges on a regular basis, and find new and interesting ways to put my problem solving skills to use.

So it's a challenging job for a good company that benefits the community and I enjoy what I do. Yeah, it's kind of awesome.
I’m really good at
Trivia
Quoting Movies
Being 10 minutes early to wherever I am going

Definitely not Skeeball. Seriously, I'm pretty sure my skeeball skills require I take a remedial class or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pretty sure it's my breathtaking good looks. That, or how incredibly humble I am.

Also, I am full of shit and have no idea what to answer this question with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Gladwell
Asimov
Gaiman
I'm a fan of Sci-Fi or fantasy when it comes to fiction, and anything that makes you reevaluate the way you look at the world when it comes to nonfiction.

Movies:
Action, Fantasy, Comedy. If it's based on a comic book, I've probably watched it. I have real appreciation for the classics, whether it's Clue, Real Genius, or a Mel Brooks movie. If Remember the Titans is on TV, I will not be able to change the channel.

Other than Game of Thrones, Archer, and The Daily Show, there isn't a lot of TV I feel compelled to watch regularly. Tosh.0 is a great watch, and I have pretty much the entire run of Futurama on DVD. I'm also working my way through The Wire, which I am ashamed to admit I had not watched previously.

I'm not picky when it comes to music. I'll listen to anything upbeat, but I have a soft spot for late '90s ska/punk bands like The PiETASTERS, Reel Big Fish, Less than Jake and others. Here Come the Mummies put out some great stuff as well.

I like all kinds of food. Indian, Thai, Korean Barbeque.. It's all good. I don't do tomatos (although ketchup and tomato sauces are fine), but other than that I'm open to trying a bunch of different things - except pickles. Seriously, pickles are an abomination, and that's not an opinion but a statement of fact.
The six things I could never do without
Baked Potatoes
Friends
Family
The Internets
a Comfy Bed
an enjoyable challenge

Sure, let's go with that.
On a typical Friday night I am
1. There is no such thing as typical
2. Out with friends, socializing in some way
3. Relaxing at home unwinding from a long week
4. The same thing we do every night Pinky

Pick whichever generic answer suits your fancy, as none of them are particularly useful. Sometimes I have plans. Sometimes I don't. I like quiet time, so I enjoy unwinding with netflix. I don't like feeling like a hermit so I often go out and drink or play cards or some other casual social event with friends. I like making bad jokes and cartoon references.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the mystery just yet, would I??
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're up for intelligent and interesting conversation. Or if you think I'm a fool for not messaging you.